I Still Have Some Ideas Of These Guys Floating Around My Head. Here's A Handful For Now, Haha

I think my lifelong attraction to nerdy fucking dork dudes stems from reading Geronimo Stilton books as a wee one

today is not my birthday

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Tom Diet

breakfast: half bottle of smirnoff left over from last night, toast, some mice if he can find any

drinks and snacks in between

lunch: sloppy joe, fish and chips, two bottles of smirnoff, a frog or lizard, sometimes roadkill

dinner: whatever bar food he can get, dead deer, three bottles of smirnoff, paper, clams

I'm seeing across the spiderverse with my friend today and I just hope I get to see him

^ that's my little fucking guy

what

my friends vagued me on tumblr and then called the cops on me 😭😭😭 BFHDJFNSJDNSKAK

They call him yung tboy swag the way hes so silly

Recreating the Deep Sea

How do we handle the deep-sea pressure in our Into the Deep/En lo Profundo exhibit? Spoiler alert: we don't crack under it! Learn more about this fin-tastic water system with Brian Maurer, Manager of Life Support Systems at the Aquarium. 🪼🌊

gunter! who told you you could make a pipe bomb?!