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Happy pride month to Geronimo Stilton and Kornelius Von Kickpaw ONLY.

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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2010s creepypasta called 'the slovak cooking video': genuinely the most terrifying thing you ever read, kept you up at night on the verge of a panic attack. if go back and reread it now it's not actually very good but, like, cmon

reddit nosleep post titled 'it's been 32,105 seconds since I've last seen my cat': high-concept horror writing with a genuinely good premise ruined by the protagonist being overly hyper-logical, and simultaneously, randomly incapable of basic reasoning because the author's first idea for the story was how cool the explanation of the concept would be, which we haven't gotten to yet. has rick and morty prose

scp foundation article #42069 named 'a funny hat': okay yeah, christ. fuck. i want to show this to every person i know. this changed my life. used to be absolute garbage before it was put up for rewrite and spent two years being ship-of-theseus'd by a group of new authors. was good enough that it spawned an entire mythos of low-quality derivatives to make into 'iceberg' videos

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

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Vote tomatt as the best Tom ship because they are attracting opossites yet they match in crucial ways, vote tomatt because they have shared childhood friendship lore, vote tomatt because they give a brilliant contrast between self loathing and obnoxiously high self-esteem, vote tomatt because they are a "grumpy guy who can't say his fast food order without stammering" and "ray of sunshine with a body count of 786" duo, vote tomatt because they thrive on being petty bitches together, vote tomatt because "the only thing you're driving is ME crazy", vote tomatt because when matt rose from the dead tom was the first person he went to for help, vote tomatt because "hey matt? you're all right." "really?🥹" "really <3", vote tomatt because they're both weird monster guys, vote tomatt because tom was the only one who cared about matt being all alone in the zombie infested train station, vote tomatt because when matt was about to die he wanted his treasured possessions to be passed on to tom, vote tomatt vote tomatt vote tomatt