As The First KrisThePineappleKing I Want To Make Sure That No One Decides Monarchy Is Overrated. I Don't

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Some Sexual Orientations Explained with Ice Cream

Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream

Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream

Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…

Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream

Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant

Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week

Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me

Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it

Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me

Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint

I’ve been meaning to make this for a while! 

(second picture is transparent- Click and drag :D)

So my friends are really accepting of my one of my friends was like "Pretty highness!" and I was like: :o wut and she said "it's a gender neutral alternative to prince/princess!" and that made me really happy so just putting that out there :D

Tumblr is very excited about this new function.

I respect her.

Shikamaru’s Life Lessons XD

History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

im about as straight as a pugs tail

I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)

when ur spending the weekend with ur relatives