Reminder: Liking A Trans Woman Doesn’t Make A Man Gay. Kissing a Trans Woman Doesn’t Make A Man

Reblog if you’re bisexual, pansexual or support them.

some cis girl: men don’t know what it’s like to have periods! uteruses before duderuses! 

me: 

The only thing straight about me is my hair.

The only straight thing about me are my teeth

I find this incredibly amusing.

when ur spending the weekend with ur relatives

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

[asexual snickering]

Some Sexual Orientations Explained with Ice Cream

Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream

Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream

Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…

Pansexual: I don't give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream

Asexual: I'm lactose intolerant

Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that's some nice looking ice cream but it's not worth it if my tummy's gonna hurt for a week

Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me

Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I'll have a little bit and I won't hate it

Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me

Grey-ace: I don't usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint

NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN