I Am Not Of Flesh And Blood,

Me, pretending to be normal when I have more than 20 drafts fics of every novel, manga, manhwa, manhua, book or serie that I've ever read/saw, as I weren't obsessive about it

remember the existence of Jatp and kinda got mad bc it got canceled 👹🤌

I was fine, and then suddenly- [puts Freaks from Surf Curse on full volume in repeat]

of course you have fangs and pronouns

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

THE Lara Croft

Ok i know is obvious but are we like REALLY acknowledging it? Lara Croft, she actuality is not only agile and strong af (bc pls do u know how HARD is to just lift urself up for a couple reps, but no she’s doing it while climbing w/ no rope and dodging bullets, and seconds after she beats dinosaurs and mercenaries without rest), also her stamina and strength (cause who tf can fall from a cliff, hit multiple rocks and trees, and after that still be able to keep running???), her ability in close combat + manage of weapons, ALSO HELLOU SHE LIT KNOW AT VERY LEAST A DOZEN LANGUAGES??? Plus her incredible knowledge in world history, time periods, architecture, religions, geography and culture.

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The religious trauma is SO normalized. "Yeah but you didn't speak at that time, how were your parents supposed to know?" They knew, they didn't care because it was "the devil speaking". Kids aren't supposed to feel like the incarnation of sins just for exiting and believing something different.

Life is so "WOWOWOWOW SLOW DOWN A LIL" but just in case we are going to take all the serotonin we can out of it