The Religious Trauma Is SO Normalized. "Yeah But You Didn't Speak At That Time, How Were Your Parents

its funny when ppl comment in ao3 things like "omg I love ur writing style and-" Girl😭 Ty but im not native speaker so I've checked the same sentence at least ten times.

the feminine urge to make every sad song you listen to about your relationship with your mother

of course you have fangs and pronouns

Me, pretending to be normal when I have more than 20 drafts fics of every novel, manga, manhwa, manhua, book or serie that I've ever read/saw, as I weren't obsessive about it

Im coping with humor and foud family

So... you said that you are into cryptid and paranormal stuff? [with the intention of going in a paranormal & cryptid investigation together]

safe to say i was very pleasantly surprised

[image ID: there are two panels, both screenshots from episode six of julie and the phantoms. the first screenshot is of julie standing outside the garage with a blank expression. there is text over her reading ‘me watching jatp for the first time and expecting bare minimum or just plain shitty lgbtq representation’. the second is of reggie, luke and alex inside the studio. luke is on one knee with text over him reading ‘julie reggie and luke being heavily implied to be bi/pan’. reggie is on his left with text over him reading ‘likeable canon gay characters whos relationship isnt pushed aside’. alex is on lukes left with text over him reading ‘literally the entire fucking flying solo episode’. all three of them are doing jazz hands. end ID]

Greetings fellas, I have you some gay au deff crack idea.

✨Dungeons and Dragons/Willow AU✨

Kit: Rogue/Fighter

-We know she's pretty sneaky and all that stuff bc she escaped from her manners lessons all the time

-Good with swords AND bows (daggers seem to fit her naturally)

-Artefacts, strength and abilities

-A champion, shield, sword. Willow said that himself

-Chaotic neutral.

-The party member who is the 40% of the time causing troubles, 40% solving those troubles and 20% getting on the others memebers´ nerves

Jade: Ranger/Blood hunter

(IK how sounds but)

-Rangers "warrior who combats threats on the edge of the civilization" AKA Bone Rivers

-Blood hunters "adept warriors have forged themselves into a potent force dedicated to protecting the innocent" AKA Shining Legion

-”Blood hunters are clever warriors driven by an unending determination to destroy evils old and new. Armed with rites of secretive blood magic and a willingness to sacrifice their own vitality and humanity for their cause, they protect the realms from the shadows—even as they remain ever vigilant against being drawn to the darkness that consumes the monsters they hunt.” hear. me. out.

Graydon: Bard/Druid

-don't tell me that you can't see him taking animal form and using nature force as his main force

-HIS FLUTE

-He would know how to make these two classes work, as multiclasses or individually would adapt at him perfectly

-Neutral good.

-Smart but so insecure that he goes unnoticed

-But in really, really for real, important moments he contributes with his half braincell.

Boorman: Rogue/Barbarian/Monk

-He was prisoner for a very long time, he definitely trained his body way more deeply, reaching for new techniques and forms

-The Bone Rivers in some point teaching him sum that got him EVEN deeper in physical-mental-spiritual strength

-He's canonically sneaky (but still will enter a room by kicking the door) trickster, and very good at detecting traps.

-He have been in so many places and he definitely learned a little about a lot of things in every place he went

-The barbarian part is even needed to explain??

-If there is a crash, is a Boorman near

-Chaotic neutral, depends where are Scorpia and his kids

Elora: Sorcerer (maybe artificer multiclass)

-Was BORN with the magic, as a gift or bloodline, she would be a sorcerer canonically.

-The only time she readed a magic book was when Graydon was dying

-Then not ever once again Elora was sighted less than two foots away from a study book

-Spelcaster, uses an artifact (wand) to conduct her magic, BUT also manipulates it directly with her bare hands.

-Chaotic good

-The chiller, reckless and not so bookworm version of the common wizards.

-Like, imagine a shortgun that works with recolcted magic from another moment, so when she´s running out of energy she could just boom boom her enemies

Willow: Sorcerer

-He did born with magic in him but was limitated until tha things happened and he became the great sorcerer.

-Even tho he reads about magical stuff and all the ways to i, he didnt learned magic, he was born with it.

-This isnt even an option actually, lfmao.

-Lawful good

-Permanetly at least one and half braincell of the party.

Airk: Bard secondly fighter. Not virseversa.

-He isint the most calm person but he is way chiller than Kit when it comes to opposing their mother´s choices.

-True neutral

-He havent tried too hard to please the expectations, then he was free most of the time.

-Yes he is a very good swordsman but he cannonly prefers to roll up in the grass with flowers and eating muffins.

-Still enjoying the spars and all that, tho.

-That party member that wont shut up and will mansplain the way out of the troubles

-He and Kit caused the trouble, if not, it was them with stupidity extensions

-If words don't work he will hit yall with his freaking massive ukulele. Or ch0ke them with a necklace.

Now guess who wrote this, like in an actually fic with multiple chapters bc I have emotional dependence with this serie and tanthamore

so, we all know the timelines and stuff in Willow is confusing as heck, and no one really knows how old the characters are. but I just feel that Jade is at least two years older than the twins. two-three years, not more.

yeah, sure, the gap could be smaller and make sense in canon, but I just kind of like the thought of Jade being that bit older than Kit because when you’re little (like single-digits-age-little), two years is quite a lot. not so much that you don’t interact, but enough for the younger kid to look up to the older in a way while still being friends.

I just really like the idea of Kit being all gushy about her friend who works in the stables, and practices with the knights, and probably hung the stars and moon, and yeah, she could be just as gushy anyway but it just hits slightly different if 7-8 year old Jade’s a bit like “this tiny royal has decided that I’m fascinating and I don’t really understand why but I like her she’s fun and as long as I don’t get in trouble I guess she can stay” and then somehow along the way they become friends for real.

nevermind I’m just rambling.

a knife? are you flirting with me?