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Eddy: Hey, Double D! What if-

Edd, not looking up from his book: No.

Eddy: What, why? I didn’t even say my awesome idea, yet!

Edd: And for the sake of my sanity, we’re gonna keep it that way.

Eddy: Don’t ya think you’re being dramatic?

Edd, sighing and closing his book: Fine. What’s your great plan, Eddy?

Eddy: So, I’m thinking you build a missile and aim it at Kevin’s house and tell him to give me back the quarter he stole from me yesterday or you’ll destroy his house and whoever’s inside.

Edd: *inhales deeply*

Edd: And I’m being dramatic!?

Eddy: Yes!

Edd: Please get out my house.

It Backfired

Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?

Timmy: Timmy.

Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!

Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.

Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.

Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.

Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-

Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*

Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.

InoTan Headcanon

I feel like Tanjiro would confide in Nezuko about his crush on Inosuke and he would speak very passionately and excitedly about him with Nezuko nodding along, just happy that Tanjiro is in such a good mood even if he is talking her ear off CONSTANTLY. Like, any time they separate from Inosuke and Zenitsu for like two minutes, he feels the need to go on rants about Inosuke’s pretty face, his sense of humour, how nice his muscles are, his usefulness and loyalty to the team, literally anything he can think of in his ultra gay mind just as long as Inosuke can’t hear. And if her brother wasn’t such a good bean who deserved the world and so much more, Nezuko would have shut him up ages ago.

Meanwhile, since Inosuke figures that Tanjiro shouldn’t understand his feelings for him before he knew himself what they were, he confides in (an unwilling) Zenitsu who he just assumes is really smart since he knows so much, having not grown up in the mountains like the rest of the group. I feel like their conversations would be something like

Inosuke: I think Monjiro might be trying to kill me! Every time I see him my heart beats really fast and I feel sick! And he keeps sneaking into my mind which is really pissing me off because it makes me feel all giddy and like I need to be around him to be happy. I also want to protect him from all harm for some reason, even though he can fight! But the worst part is that he looks really good and is very distracting, especially when he smiles!

Inosuke: I think he’s a witch! There’s no other way he could mess me up like this! What do you think?? 

Zenitsu: He’s not a witch, you just have romantic feelings for him, dumbass. It’s a natural thing that most everyone goes through and doesn’t result in death! I can help you with dealing with it or whatever, if you want.

Inosuke: Yeah!

Zenitsu: Okay, great. Now GET OUT OF HERE SO I CAN FINISH TAKING THIS SHIT IN PEACE!

Okay so I was taking a shower and I was listening to music like the cool cat that I am when “Time In A Bottle” by Jim Croce came on and immediately, my brain was like “what if you just started thinking of Kagaya and Amane from Demon Slayer?” and so I did and now I’m feeling really sad because it’s too real like they really didn’t have enough time with each other or with their kids and they were way too young to go the way they did.

Excuse me while I go cry for a bit

Complicated

Tweek, visibly upset:

Token: Hey, what’s wrong?

Tweek: I miss Craig.

Token: Why don’t you call him?

Tweek: Because we’re fighting.

Token: Why are you fighting?

Tweek: Lack of communication.

Token: So, talk to him.

Tweek: No, he doesn’t call me first anymore, so I’m waiting until he does.

Token: Oh, okay.

*Tweek’s phone starts ringing*

Token: Look, it’s Craig-

Tweek: *declines call*

Token: Why did you do that!? He was calling you! Isn’t that what you wanted??

Tweek: I’m not ready to talk to him yet.

Token:

Token: WHAT!?

Teacher Slumber Party at UA - featuring Best Jeanist

All Might: Hey, Best Jeanist, we’re gonna play truth or dare, you should play with us!

Best Jeanist: No.

Present Mic: Aw, why not? You haven’t played in forever!

Best Jeanist: That’s because someone always dares me to wear something other than jeans.

Midnight: We just want you to be comfortable. Let loose and be wild! 

Best Jeanist: I am comfortable. Thank you for the concern, once again,

Snipe: Of course but you don’t need to wear jeans just because it’s in your hero name. You’re allowed to change, you know.

Best Jeanist: If I wasn’t okay with wearing jeans, I wouldn’t wear them aLL THE T I M E .

Gang Orca: BUT THE FABRIC IS TOO ROUGH, IT COULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN!

Best Jeanist: MY SKIN’S FINE, YOU’RE THE ONLY THINGS IRRITATING ME!

Cementoss: We mean no offense, we just think it’s gotten out of hand, is all.

Best Jeanist, clad in his jajamas and jlippers, wrapped in his jlanket: Why?

The others:

Best Jeanist:

Aizawa: Let’s just play a different game.

Parenting 101

*King Vegeta and young Tarble walking around at night*

King Vegeta: Aren't the stars so lovely, son?

Tarble: Yeah, they're so pretty! I wish I could get a closer look at them, though.

King Vegeta, pulling a Saiyan pod out of nowhere: Well, would ya look at that! Today's your lucky day!

*King Vegeta throws Tarble in the pod and yeets him into space*

One way to confess to someone

Midoriya, walking in with the rest of the Dekusquad: Hey, Todoroki! would you like to play two truths and a lie with us?

Todoroki: Uh, sure. Can I go first?

Midoriya: Of course!

Todoroki: Okay. I have a sister, I like the colour yellow, and I’ve been in love with you for so long and I’m going to die if I never get the chance to kiss you.

Midoriya:

The rest of the Dekusquad:

Todoroki:

Tsu: That took an interesting turn.

Uraraka: Yeah, that got pretty specific.

Iida: ...Is the lie that you’re in love with Midoriya?

Tsu: It would be smart to do it that way since you made it so obvious.

Todoroki: What? No, the lie was that I like the colour yellow. I mean, it looks good on other people but I don’t care for it.

The Dekusquad:

Midoriya: Oh, I thought you liked yellow. Well, I’ll make sure to avoid using it when getting you things.

Todoroki: Thank you.

Midoriya: No problem.

Midoriya: wAIT A SECOND

Todoroki: Marry me.

Incest is wrong

Thor and Loki were raised as brothers and should not be shipped because they consider each other brothers.

RB if you agree

Chaotix Headcanon

When Charmy has a nightmare, he goes to the other members of the Chaotix for comfort

Here's how I think it would go down with each member:

Vector: When Charmy comes to him in the middle of the night due to a nightmare, he doesn't act as much as the others. Instead, he immediately moves over to let him crawl into bed with him and they fall asleep with him holding him protectively and whispering assurances to help him fall asleep. He waits until morning to ask about the nightmare because he doesn't want to scare him into not sleeping. (Also, seeing him cry breaks him so he does it for himself too) This talk in the morning usually leads to the whole gang ordering pizza and watching movies all day.

Espio: When Charmy comes to him from a nightmare, he initially takes the whole 'it's not real so it can't hurt you' route as he doesn't really know what to do and doesn't want to deal with it, especially if others are around. But when Charmy says it's about his family, death, or abandonment, he will take him back to his room to sit on the bed with him and will explain how the dream is illogical because none of them will ever leave him because he's valuable to their team and their family. He will then either read some stories with Charmy or on the rarer and more severe occasion, he will sing a few lullabies he remembers from his youth. He also always stays in the room with him until he wakes up to watch over him just in case he has another nightmare.

Knuckles: When he was still with them and Charmy would go to him, he would say the same thing as Espio and tell him that they couldn't hurt him. He also assured him that they were just fears and all he had to do was pummel them into submission by realizing it wasn't real and wouldn't happen. Especially if Charmy was scared they were going to abandon him because he could be annoying sometimes. He also assured him that if the physical ones were real and got in the house, they wouldn't there be for long because he would get rid of it before it was able to get him. After their talk, he would follow him to his room to get his pillow and blanket and they would sleep on the couches because he felt that it was more efficient to get over a fear by sleeping in an open room where more things could get you, instead of a safe bedroom.

Ray: On the rare occasions Charmy comes to him, he will immediately panic because he is never prepared for it. Ever. After the initial scare is done, he will give him a hug and tells Charmy to think of something that makes him happy. If Charmy says he's too scared think of anything, he tells him that whenever he feels scared, he thinks about Mighty and how confident and loved he makes him feel, along with the adventures they've been on together. It ends up turning into a Q&A about their friendship and Charmy feels all warm and fuzzy on the inside, both from hearing the stories and getting lost in the familiar happiness of his own memories of his friends. But no matter how good Charmy feels, Ray always insists that Charmy spends the night because he knows that when he has a nightmare, the last thing he wants is to be alone.

Mighty: When Charmy comes to him after being scared by a bad dream, he is always ready to help out. He will take him back to his room to get his shoes before taking him outside. He tells him that whenever he feels uneasy or bad, walking outside helps clear his mind. They walk around for a bit and he never lets go of his hand to let him know he isn't going anywhere. He takes him to different places he's been during his travels that have such pretty views and just look breathtaking in general. He tells him about the coolest and weirdest things he's encountered on his travels to make Charmy hyped and laugh. Then he tells him about the scariest thing he's ever seen and his greatest fear and says that it's okay to be afraid of things and that even people with incredible strength can get really scared of the littlest things. They go to a fast food restaurant and he buys them food to take with them and they continue to walk. Eventually, they head back and they watch Charmy's favourite cartoons until they fall asleep on the couch.