Someone: …“The Beatles”

Parenting 101

*King Vegeta and young Tarble walking around at night*

King Vegeta: Aren't the stars so lovely, son?

Tarble: Yeah, they're so pretty! I wish I could get a closer look at them, though.

King Vegeta, pulling a Saiyan pod out of nowhere: Well, would ya look at that! Today's your lucky day!

*King Vegeta throws Tarble in the pod and yeets him into space*

Tanaka: Ennoshita, quick! I need your help to find a way to get Kiyoko to notice me!

Ennoshita, who has seen every rom-com and has read many fanfics: Why don't you just date someone else to make her jealous?

Tanaka: You're a genius! But who should I date?

Ennoshita: I'm single and I don't have high standards, so I can do that.

Tanaka: Perfect! Thanks, Ennoshita. I'm gonna go let everyone know that we're dating and see her reaction!

Ennoshita, waving him goodbye: Haha have fun with that.

Ennoshita, internally: Now it's only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.

insp. 

Teacher Slumber Party at UA - featuring Best Jeanist

All Might: Hey, Best Jeanist, we’re gonna play truth or dare, you should play with us!

Best Jeanist: No.

Present Mic: Aw, why not? You haven’t played in forever!

Best Jeanist: That’s because someone always dares me to wear something other than jeans.

Midnight: We just want you to be comfortable. Let loose and be wild! 

Best Jeanist: I am comfortable. Thank you for the concern, once again,

Snipe: Of course but you don’t need to wear jeans just because it’s in your hero name. You’re allowed to change, you know.

Best Jeanist: If I wasn’t okay with wearing jeans, I wouldn’t wear them aLL THE T I M E .

Gang Orca: BUT THE FABRIC IS TOO ROUGH, IT COULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN!

Best Jeanist: MY SKIN’S FINE, YOU’RE THE ONLY THINGS IRRITATING ME!

Cementoss: We mean no offense, we just think it’s gotten out of hand, is all.

Best Jeanist, clad in his jajamas and jlippers, wrapped in his jlanket: Why?

The others:

Best Jeanist:

Aizawa: Let’s just play a different game.

Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)

You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.

The end.

A L W A Y S

Excuse me

but

do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior

Jimmy Valmer?

Either you already did or you do now

I can't be the only one who hears the ice cream truck song playing and immediately thinks of Wakko Warner singing about the 50 states of America and their capitols

Sokka and Katara Headcanon

So, I can't remember if it ever mentions this in Avatar: The Last Airbender because I haven't watched it in years, despite having been able to.

But, anyway, here we go!

So while Sokka and Katara can speak English, they can also speak the language of their tribe which is their first language. When they are talking late at night or sometimes when they're walking around, they slip back into the language and just talk, whether it's about their next mission, some juicy gossip they heard, their feelings, it doesn't matter. Just the familiarity of it makes any conversation that much better. It was almost a way to make it seem like they were home.

One night when they were doing this, the rest of the Gaang woke up hearing it and thought they were under attack. But when they found that their foes were in fact their friends, they lowered their weapons and sat down to listen in secret, despite not being able to understand it. Just hearing the foreign language and seeing the two of them talking like this was beautiful in a way to them. So beautiful, in fact, they all agreed to not say anything in fear it would scare the pair into not doing it anymore.

Bonus: 

When they do something illegal in a place where they’re not recognized and all else fails, they fall back on Plan E and pretend they don’t know English at all or only one of them (typically Katara) can understand a little bit of it.

Drawing #4

It's no use! I know his head is a little too big and his quills are hardly even there but I didn't realize before it was too late. Anyways, have this happy little hero to ensure your future stays bright!

Please don't post this without crediting me

LoV Twister Headcanons

- So, the League of Villains play games together all the time, whether they’re card games, board games, video games, whatever and every time Shigaraki plays, he spazzes out. So when they play twister and Shigaraki has to reach out to place his hand on a dot that isn’t close to him because someone else’s hand or foot is there, he uses his quirk to scare them out of his spot.

- This either stops the game or encourages the others to use their quirks (or weapons for Toga’s sake) for the same reason, making the game very dangerous and difficult, especially when it comes out of nowhere.

- Spinner is automatically the spinner, despite how many times he has vocalized his desire to join them. However, when Spinner’s your name, the spinner is your destiny. At least that’s how Mr. Compress explained it.

-  Everyone, especially Mustard since his arms and legs are really short compared to the others, also does it to try to make Spinner spin again if it’s too hard to do.

- Kurogiri is the referee and tells them that if they keep it up, they will have to stop playing.

- He played once and lost so now he just does this ^.

- Playing with Moonfish can be a challenge since he only plays with his legs, which means his balance isn’t great, resulting in him landing on people and getting them out that way. That, and he drools a lot so the others have to try to avoid it getting on their hands and placing their hand in it, causing them to slip.

- Then, there’s his more deliberate cheating when he’s about to fall over and uses his teeth to catch himself. 

- Magne has used her quirk not only to move people out of her spot but to just make them lose balance in general. For the longest time, no one knew she was doing it as it was so subtle but when Mr. Compress was totally balanced and not in an awkward position and fell, they all caught on and wouldn’t let her play with them the next three times they played.

- She has also used it on the spinner thing to make it so she doesn’t do things that she deems unreasonable. Everyone’s suspicious but no one has caught on yet and she plans on keeping it that way.

- Spinner will sometimes change it if he’s mad at a specific person or all of them, which is the vast majority of the time.

- Dabi is more direct and open about knocking people over as he will literally push any one of them over, except for Muscular because he tried once and the latter nearly killed him for it.

- Muscular, much to everyone’s surprise, is just there to have fun and doesn’t cheat at all.

- Mustard swears profusely whenever he is inconvenienced.

- Toga and Twice have made an alliance. Like, if Toga’s about to fall, Twice will make a clone to catch her and if he’s about to fall, she will either pull or push him back into his position.

- The others hate this so much that they usually target them first to get them out.

- Toga is usually the winner regardless.

- Once Shigaraki gets out, he pesters Kurogiri to make them end the game and pouts every time since Kurogiri says no.

- One time Giran walked in when they were playing and they spent the rest of the day trying to make sure he didn’t tell anyone else. This consists of Twice cloning himself to hold him in place, Kurogiri making a portal at all exits that lead back to the room in case he escapes Twice, and the others either brandish their weapons or quirks (or both in Mustard’s case) to ensure that he keeps his mouth shut.