Browsing Your Own Blog And Seeing An Ad And Being Like “what The Shit Did I Post???” Before Realizing

what’s the hookup???

currently putting the fluoride in the water that makes the frogs gay and also makes everyone start putting lance in their fanfictions

no yoints no stroints i’m gonna go sit in a hole and think about Things

BREAKING NEWS: mets pitcher exits game after being struck by a comebacker right to the ass

he makes me so deeply uncomfortable and no ad report button lets me express that (and no amount of reporting has made it stop)

Wh-whats going on??????

all of you with the f1 bingo card, fill in 1/16 of the home race win box. you have my permission

PETER MORGRAND ALONSLAM

Cannot even begin to explain what Pete Alonso means to me. First the fact that he’s the original piece of a rebuild (shoves nimmo to the side) but also something I just love about Pete is how uncool he is. Like he’s the most earnest, dorky, doofus who cares SO MUCH in a world where people will really resent you for giving a fuck and giving a fuck visibly and it deeply resonates with me. I also adore that he’s a weeb for New York

PREACH

Spring training is awesome because it’s a full month and where you get to watch your favorite baseball team invent left-handed relief pitchers on the spot. Who is this guy? I don’t know. Will I ever see him again? Absolutely not. Where did he come from? The lab, probably.

How is poor osc supposed to handle pocket charlie’s post ice cream sugar high?

That’s a problem for future Oscar :)