Doing The Lords Work

my worst trait is referring to sports teams as 'we' like i am in any way involved at all

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

GET THE BROOOOOOOMS

oh to be the guy in charge of deciding what to broadcast on mlb network during the offseason

Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams

#1: The Charlos Reunion

This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:

#2: Archive Of Our Own

The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.

#3: On The Origin Of Drivers

The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.

Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

As someone very new to f1 I simply do not understand how the drivers resist giving yuki tsunoda a Lil pat on the head upon seeing him

COMRADES LOCK THE HELL IN

Tumblr's Favourite Canadian: Round 1, Poll 3

Information below the cut.

Lance Stroll (b. October 29, 1998) is a Formula 1 driver originally from Montreal, Québec. He drives for Aston Martin alongside Fernando Alonso, and has gotten one pole position and three podiums.

Avril Lavigne (b. September 17, 1984) is a musician originally from Belleville, Ontario. She is a major figure in pop-punk music, and her 2002 album Let Go is the best-selling album by a Canadian artist of this century. She is best known for her songs "Girlfriend," "Sk8er Boi," and "Complicated."

This omg fit deserves national recognition LOOK AT IT

I would literally live and die for pocket charlie i hope everyone knows that

Max had a special guest on his stream yesterday! ❤️