Not To Be Too Much Of A D*dgers Hater But

i wish the inauguration was during baseball szn so we could see castellanos shock the world by hitting 800 homers over the span of one game

mark vientos walked so kodai senga could RUN

LOOK AT HIM GO

me waking up: today is so calm… ohh ahh so sleepy… maybe ill turn on the game… honk shmimimi… lazy couch bound baseball day…

baseball:

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

every single night i say Lord now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace like i'm not about to rpf it up in bed for like an hour and a half

Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams

#1: The Charlos Reunion

This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:

#2: Archive Of Our Own

The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.

#3: On The Origin Of Drivers

The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.

Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

guys nando and lance are moots on tiktok

10/10 use of free will. this will occupy a portion of my mind forever

gevin kausman

gevin kausman

I would literally live and die for pocket charlie i hope everyone knows that

Max had a special guest on his stream yesterday! ❤️

BEDLINGTON TERRIER MENTION!!!

Did you know that their fur is cut like that because they were bred to go into burrows to hunt vermin and the fur on the head stops their prey from escaping over their head?

Also, their ears have the tufts so that if their prey were to bite on them, they would likely just get fur and not damage the actual ear. i love this especially b/c with most other terriers that issue was prevented with tiny and/or erect ears but bedlingtons went a different route :))))

also yes they look like airpods

hey man is it cool if i bring my pet airpod. no worries if not