IM CACKLING HELP

the emotional rollercoaster huascar brazoban just went on

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK🗣️🗣️🗣️

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

this is giving when someone tore a hamstring and the white sox acted like they died

“brett baty sent down” yeah… from heaven!!!!!

I wonder if mlb duos would have official ship names if they were less awful. barsh? bicherro? albuña? balvarez? terrible

i’m in this picture and i don’t like it

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

@hal8001 Dachshund. I mean apparently dogs look like their owners and both dachshunds and f1 drivers are short so

That being said aaron judge is 6’7 and has dachshunds so the theory is falling apart at the seams

air jail for nino

whys his run so joyous and whimsical 😭🫶

Lance at the Austrian GP 2023 via TikTok

Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams

#1: The Charlos Reunion

This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:

#2: Archive Of Our Own

The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.

#3: On The Origin Of Drivers

The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.

Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

you’ve heard of maxplaining. you’ve heard of leclerifying. meet lanswering, the latest juggernaut of yap

text posts part 2: yankees edition

cress again to @stop-that-train for the text used, i promise i’ll start finding my own now 😭

sorry for the crunchy photos LOL i am working on terrible wifi