me: we really need to get this done… please work with me… come on…
my brain:
my brain: OH MY GOD! TODO LO MALO ÉCHALO PÁ’ALLÁ! OH MY GOD! DAME SALUD Y PROSPERIDAD🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
mets pitcher development squad so good it can even fix clay holmes
Charlos iceberg lore rated by how insane it makes me
baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person
"I love you bro. Say it back, say it back, say it back, say it back." [Nationals]
I wonder if mlb duos would have official ship names if they were less awful. barsh? bicherro? albuña? balvarez? terrible
yknow i used to be a bit freaked out by rpf until i had a cold and spent a whole day in bed sobbing over alec bohm/brandon marsh fic
i’m really tired today and this put tears in my eyes so thank you all
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
they/them | dog sports | baseball (nym/nyy) | F1 (mclaren/amr) | whoops i became a lance stroll stan acct
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