Theory: Clay Holmes Is On The Mets Because Without Him The Szn Wouldn’t Feel Stressful Enough To Be

Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams

#1: The Charlos Reunion

This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:

#2: Archive Of Our Own

The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.

#3: On The Origin Of Drivers

The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.

Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

scientific analysis of lance’s eye line

right after lance called him handsome too LMAO nando rlly went “you want proof?”

first base ump gets 10 years in the bone hurting machine

the two rpf powerhouses are fighting tag this shit hurt/comfort

charlos always and forever

two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” and nando is on suicide watch

sexualizingthatoldman.com/careers

just leaving this here

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

Summary of the Aus25 gp

what’s the bet line on pete alonso having a walkoff hbp for the THIRD season in a row