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9 month later here’s VOLUME 2 of my favourite ship dynamics
[ part 1 ]
There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.
Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--
Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!
Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!
Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--
Natasha: Who wants bacon!
Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!
Tony: What the fu-
Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.
Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--
Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!
Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?
Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?
Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?
Natasha: What about pudding?
Clint: Fuck your pudding!
Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!
Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.
Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?
Tony:
Morgana is annoying,the worst mascot character,and he's pretty much the reason why people hate ryuji. Since they would rather side with a dumb cat than an "annoying teenage boy"
Yusuke: How much for a handful of your ass?
Ryuji:
Akechi: Answer the damn question.
Ryuji: No?
Akira: The people want to know.
Ryuji: Good for them.
Yes these are legit why do you ask???
I’ve been waiting for years our great savior duck
Bi disaster Ryuji but he forgets to mention it to anyone cause it just slips his mind and one day he just drops a "woah look at how hot that guy is" or smth and the pt just collectively almost choke because it's just so out of the blue and without warning and Ryuji is so confused cause he thought everyone else already knew
Henwhehbehe THIS IS SOMETHING HED TOTALLY DO!!!
Reblog if you think trans women:
A. Are women
B. Can be lesbians
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