Yusuke: How Much For A Handful Of Your Ass?

Good Food.

separate post so i can put it on ao3 lol

for @robertdowneyjjr !! happy bday kay !!!

Third Year students and now nearly graduating and Bakugo gets into a big mess. He was on patrol with Shoto at their internship when some kid's quirk decided to come put and hit Shoto right in the chest. The pairents were proud of course, but Katsuki was mortified. In Shoto's place was nothing but his clothes. Where the hell was his teammate?

He ran over to the clothing and picked up the blue jumper only to see a very tiny and naked Shoto pop out. He was about the size of Katsuki middle finger.

"Fuck."

"Oh."

Katsuki bent and picked up the small Shoto and held him up to eye level. "Oh? Just Oh? Why didn't you dodge?!"

"I... Wasn't exspecting it.... Oh." -He said and held onto Bakugo's finger. "Its very high up here."

"Fuck. Hey! Mom and Dad! Can you get your brat to fix this?"

"Bakugo...."

"Oh.... Um sorry if his quirk is like mine then it needs to wear off," The father said with a shrug. "Give it a few hours.... Or days. That was a big blast."

"Fuck. Fuck...come on we have to tell your dad and go back to U.A." FUCK!" Katsuki cursed. He took the parents names and grabbed the falling clothes. He looked at Shoto and sighed.

"My father won't be pleased," Shoto said keeping a firm grip around Katsuki's finger. He was smiling though.

"Yeah..., You love that idea. Come on hold on tight," he said and hurried back to the agency. What the hell were they going to do? Katsuki had no clue.

🐺🌻 Wolf boy Tanjirou and Little Red Yellow Riding Hood Zenitsu 🌻🐺

Tanjirou: You smell so sweet!

Zenitsu: Please don’t eat me…I swear I taste terrible!!

Having not posted in like 2 months here’s a drawing! #drawing #art #traditionalart #gaypride #lesbian #girl #gay #memes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz3h75Yg1EE/?igshid=1bllxjkcz9n42

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

Ryuji: doesn’t care about his appearance / actually has great fashion sense

Goro: cares a lot about his appearane / actually has terrible fashion sense

tony stark acting like a doctor after he got stabbed through and through?? “my insides are badly hurt but let’s pretend nothing happened by making the outside look pretty!” thats such a tony stark thing to do tbh because he’s all messed up inside but he pretends like everything is fine by wearing funky sunglasses all the time and making peace signs for the paparazzi but i really hope tony doesn’t bleed to death lol

they don't talk about it much because it's something (like most things between them) that goes mostly unsaid most of the time, but tony's drinking is a core factor of steve and tony's relationship.

tony says it himself, when he's reminded that steve's dad was an alcoholic, and says it makes sense, a lot makes sense now - and steve denies it, because of course he does. "don't try make this personal." but it's always been personal, steven.

it's always been personal. to the moment where he tracked tony to some shitty motel and found him drinking himself to oblivion, desperately attempted to talk him out of it, but failed, it was always personal. from the moment he looked at tony and saw joseph rogers, it's always been personal.

"what you say is not news to me." he turns around as tony cries. "my father -- rest his soul --" he says it because he has to, because it's what ma would have wanted, because he's not angry, of course he's not, he's not angry. "was an alcoholic. we tried to help him, but a man has to want to be helped."

steve's skin is probably crawling with the possibility tony pointed out - beat him up? he'd never beat him up. he'd never do something like what (what a self fulfilling prophecy), and he leaves because he knows he cannot help here. just like joseph rogers, tony stark is ill and needs the sort of help that steve cannot offer. once again, steve is simply not enough.

he wasn't enough to fix his father, he wasn't enough to protect his mother, he wasn't enough to save bucky, and now he's not enough to save tony. he's just not enough. and now he just can't help but looking at tony and seeing the violence, the pain he was subjected to over some alcohol and repressed anger.

tony's not his father, of course. he knows that. of course he knows that. but it's always been so personal, hasn't it? so much of it was about them. the spark that caused the explosion. tony brings the friction, steve brings the inflammable. tony brings the alcohol, steve brings the repressed anger. and he's just not good enough to stop it.

he's just not enough.

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS

I'm gonna lose so many followers over this but anyone who ships UA teachers x students or bakudeku. Please do not bring bakudeku near me. I've seen too much of that shit on tumblr and tiktok. It's abusive and not cool and we shouldnt be romanticizing abuse like "if he's mean to you, he likes you." Theres a difference between being moody and downright being an asshole and telling someone to kill themselves

Literally ship anything else

Edit: if you ship Eri with anyone then my friend will come to your house and steal your kneecaps