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Im having anger. Why is everyone like "ah, jason, the angry, volatile robin! Dick, the sweet golden child!" Like, no? Dick was probably the angriest robin? That was his whole deal? Revenge? And then, there on the other hand, Jason was a sweetheart. A book nerd who got perfect grades. Everyone who met Dick was afraid of him, of what he could do, of what he was. Everyone who met Jason loved him. He said Robin gave him magic.
Oh, and then Damian and Tim. "Damian is the scariest robin," absolutely not. You know who would terrify me? Tim Drake. I would do everything in my power not to anger him. The kid went toe to toe with Ra's al Ghul and won. He figured out who Batman was before he reached double digits. He's, like, the only one who's never died. That's a feat in and of itself. He has no weaknesses I could exploit. He has no regard for his own life. And he is not "sweet." Damian's is. Damian's the kind of person who rescues stray kittens. He's super protective. He has the biggest heart. His best friend is a kid who is 3 years younger than him. Tim is a bully and I love him for it but damn. Calm down. He's the kind of person who gets what they want, no matter what they have to do to get it. He will love you and you will hate him for it, cuz he'll be a bitch about it. Damian will curl up on your lap and draw you a picture. Tim will cut your arm off if you touch his stuff.
Predebut
• Valedictorian ( highest ranked student )
• Class president for nine years.
• Only freshman to recieve a martial scholarship to China.
• 6 overseas offers.
• Overall #1 in math and chemistry.
• #1 in Busan street battles for two years.
• Just dance academy let him learn dance for free cause nobody could deny that natural talent.
• Professionally trained in Ballet, contemporary, street, traditional Korean dance and hip hop.
• Learned Geomdo for 8 years.
• Has a black belt in Taekwondo.
• #1 rank in school despite being a dancer since 8th grade and spending most his time dancing.
Post debut
• Had the shortest trainee period and still debuted as the lead vocalist and the main dancer of BTS. ( enourmous flex )
• Has the most commercially successful solo on the wings album; the masterpiece that is Lie which stayed on melon charts for 8 weeks, the longest in the groups solos.
• His ‘lie’ was the only solo song on the top 30 kpop songs streamed on Spotify along with psy.
• ‘Lie’ was the only BTS solo to enter iTunes top 100 chart.
• Has the most views on his solo comeback trailer out of all; serendipity the Queen.
• Has the most watched fancam in kpop history; The holy fake love fancam.
• Jimin’s solos ‘lie’ & ‘serendipity’ made history when they surpassed 50 m streams on Spotify for the first time after psy as korean solo songs.
• The only idol mentioned on guardians best solo boy band members along with the resident king, G dragon.
• #1 idol in all of Korea based on the Gallup poll 2018 which does the actual polling and estimates for elections and stuff so I mean, that’s fucking reliable.
• #1 brand ranking multiple times including December 2018.
• His new solo “promise” became the fastest BTS song on souncloud to cross the streams.
And all of this is when I’m only counting the things that actually matter and not shitty websites and random polling.
Being average has never been a Jimin thing. His whole life has been a flex.
Just cause he is humble and doesn’t talk about his achievements doesn’t mean we as his fans won’t.
So yeah, if y’all think Jimin has no solo achievements in his life or career try and come at me personally, with all due respect,
“I’ll show you”
Be an intellectual and go stream promise.👑
Bruce is a generally unselfish man, and surprisingly unmaterialistic. He is, however, an avid collector of children of the supernatural persuasion.
That is to say, he is a Dad.
Here is a brief summary of his children:
Dick: Siren.
Bruce found the child hovering at the edges of Haly’s Circus, humming a merry tune and luring people in to the circus to watch the show. Practically no one could resist the sweet, blue-eyed, singing child. It didn’t take long for Bruce to realize that Dick was a siren, and was using his powers of persuasion to lure in customers to help keep the circus running, now that two-thirds of their main attraction, The Flying Graysons, had died.
It took even less time for him to bring the child home and teach him to fight crime, because really, who doesn’t want to seek justice through vigilantism? When Dick takes to the rough streets of Gotham, the villains are practically begging him for a beating.
Jason: Werewolf
Bruce found Jason in Crime Alley when the boy was in wolf form, gnawing on the tires of the Batmobile. Tugging, pulling, and threatening the pup didn’t work, so Bruce used a hamburger to lure the child away from the tires and all the way home to Wayne Manor.
There was one memorable occasion where the Joker abducted Jason and tried to blow him up, but conveniently did not take into account the full moon. When Bruce arrived to rescue Jason, he found a burning warehouse, a very mutilated and very dead Joker, and a hulking, proud, fully fledged wolf wagging his tail in the light of the full moon.
His wagging didn’t stop, and only intensified when Alfred offered Jason steak as a congratulatory meal when they returned home. Dick had to sing to Bruce the whole night to get him to calm down.
Tim: Vampire
Tim is a direct descendant of The Dracula himself, and essentially stayed at Bruce’s house long enough that one day, the man forgot that he hadn’t adopted Tim. Tim possesses the super strength of the supernatural beings, a genius intellect, and an ethereal beauty about him, when he can be bothered to groom.
It’s difficult to groom when you can’t see yourself in a mirror.
For this reason, Tim usually has deep eye bags, grayish skin, and dresses in Jason’s oversized shirts, except when he has to go to work, when he will borrow one of Bruce’s oversized shirts. He has a deep aversion to blood, and instead subsists on coffee and iron pills. He has opened up a new chain of fortified coffees for vampires under the umbrella of Wayne Foods, and it is a massive hit with the supernatural populace.
Cassandra: Faerie
Don’t mistake the slight female Wayne as a pushover. As a faerie, Cass is possessive, protective, and deeply attached to her family, and especially to her father, who was thrilled to finally have a daughter.
She has been known to bite anyone who tries to bother her family, even sending one reporter to the hospital because her venom had seeped into the bite wound. In the field, she is a silent terror, gliding across the skies in complete silence until she spots her prey.
The last thing her adversaries hear is the light giggle of a delighted girl before the venom kicks in.
Damian: Demon
Ten years old, small for his age, and always angry about something, Damian is the result of a very, very, drunk night that Bruce had with an assassin princess. Bruce was particularly surprised when Damian showed up at his house one day saying hello Father, I am your Heir, where is your throne.
As is customary for his demonic ilk, he went on to quickly claim Dick as “his” and everyone else as his enemy, especially Tim. Damian likes hurting villains, receiving hugs and kisses from Dick, and playing with his pets.
He has made a name for himself Gotham with his ruthlessness, and he once opened a portal to hell and chucked Scarecrow into it. The man didn’t reappear for days, and when he did, he ent straight to Arkham and committed himself.
fuk
I just really love the parallels here
Eobard keeps trying to be Barry. The man wants to take over his life, fool Barry's friends and family into thinking that he's Barry Allen and be the Flash but he never accounts for the (former) Kid Flashes.
Wally and Bart watched 'Barry' be mean, rude and disrespectful and both immediately jumped to Invasion of the Body Snatchers and I love them for it. They never even considered that Barry could be mean to them, it wasn't even an option. If Barry was being mean to them then it wasn't actually Barry.
Wally full on bitch slaps the guy and Bart drop kicks his ass without a moment of hesitation. And both do it while telling Eobard that he isn't Barry and that he'll never be Barry.
The absolute respect and love those two have for Barry is just downright beautiful sometimes (and very much deserved and reciprocated). I love how violently wholesome they are.
deleted scene from bon voyage s3 ep 5: namjoon wants to be friends with the crab that bit him
Apollo: They asked do you love me? I said only partly, I only love my sister and my momma and Daphne and Hyacinthus and
Meg: that’s not how this works
Here are some scenarios of that:
Dick: Hood, where are you going?
Jason: why you need to know? all up in my pussy boiiii
Damian: *about to throw a batarang at Jason’s back*
Jason: BITCH I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!
Tim: I’m gonna scare the shit out of Jason when he comes back from patrol
Dick: good luck with that
Tim, later: *emerges from dark, scares Jason*
Jason: *in fighting position* I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you. Not even worried about it
Jason: *showing up to the Robin training session* look at all those chickens
Roy: I mean tell me honestly, is there anything better than pussy?
Jason: yes, a really good book
Criminal: what’re you gonna do, shoot me?
Jason: I won’t hesitate, bitch *pew pew*
Tim: *knocks on Jason’s front door*
Jason: *opening door* hi, welcome to chili’s
Tim: I don’t fucking know why I come here anymore
Jason: as much as it pains me to say this, you did a good job, Replacement
Tim: really? well I didn’t do much and I was underprepared and
Jason: oh my god why can’t you just take the frigging compliMENT
Jason: Dick, do you think I can get this egg in that jar without cracking it?
Dick: no
Jason: *chucks it right at Tim’s head*
Jason: *watching Dick and Bruce fighting in the bat cave* can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle?
Bruce: Damian was injured during patrol, his nose won’t stop bleeding
Jason: *pointing at Damian* he need some milk
*at the dinner table in Wayne manor*
Bruce: so, Jay, tell us about one of your recent missions with the outlaws
Jason: okay. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Damian: this is why you’re never invited here anymore, Todd
Roy: I love a feisty girl
Dick: the innocent ones are the best
Jason: well, I like my women how I like my coffee… big tits
Dick: *fucks up somehow*
Jason: what the fuck, Richard
Bruce: I just want what’s best for you, Jason. As much as you don’t like to believe it, I am still your father
Jason: you’re not my dad! ugly ass fucking noodle head
Bruce:
bonus: retaliation from Damian
Jason: *shoots at Robin*
Damian: this is why dad doesn’t fucking love you!
feel free to add more!!
A uwu shy and timid introvert who can't speak and hates everyone
A protective, confident, stubborn, fiery, heroic, confrontational extrovert by nature.
Un-strusting, resenteful and remorseful by traumas (but now he's getting better).
Stoic as a survival skill.
Kind, not aggressive but quick-to-anger.
Never shy or timid...just a little awkward around Will at first (pretty common to act awkward around the person we like)
-Asexuals don’t experience sexual attraction. Suppose, sex equals to cake in a cake shop. Some people might see the cake, and wish to eat it. Those are people who experience sexual attraction. Some may look at the cake, may even like, hate or don’t care about it, but they don’t wish to eat it. Those are asexual people. Not everyone wants to eat the cake you know? (Also, forgive me for using that age-old example :) )
-Libido is not same as sexual attraction. People might experience strong feelings for cake, but that doesn’t mean they are any less asexual. Libido is the body’s response, not the sexuality of a person.
-Some people do eat cake occasionally. Some people only eat the cake after they have spent some time knowing more about how the cake is. Those who eat cake occasionally are gray-asexuals or graysexuals. The latter ones are demisexuals. They exist on asexual spectrum, which includes many types of asexual sub-orientations. In short, asexuality is an umbrella term.
-Sexual attraction is not same as romantic, sensual, platonic or aesthetic attraction. Sexual attraction means you want to get laid, which is different from romantic attraction where you just want to do romantic stuff with that person(hugs,cuddles,dates,etc.), aesthetic attraction where you appreciate the looks of the person, sensual attraction where you want to touch the person(in a non-sexual way) or platonic attraction where you are extremely fond of a person (in a non-romantic way).
-Some asexuals experience romantic attraction. Hence romantic asexuals may call themselves biromatic asexuals, homoromantic asexuals, heteromantic asexuals or panromantic asexuals depending on which gender they are attracted to. They may even call themselves demiromantic aces, akoiromantic aces, grayromantic aces, etc. depending on how they experience the romantic attraction.
-Some aces don’t experience romantic attraction at all. Such aces are called aromantic aces. Not all asexuals are aromantic and not all aromantics are asexuals. And no, aromantic people aren’t heartless and cold-hearted, they can still experience other types of attraction I mentioned above. They can still get into a romantic relationship or queer-platonic relationship.
- Some people like cake. Some people hate cake. Some people have no opinion about cake. This is called one’s attitude regarding sex. Asexuals who like cake are sex-positive, asexuals who hate cake are sex-negative and asexuals who have no opinion about it are sex-neutral. Remember, having an opinion about cake and eating the cake is different.
-When someone comes out to you as an asexual, you don’t say “It’s just a phase” or “How do you when you haven’t tried it?” Sexual people know which gender they want to get laid WITHOUT trying sex. Don’t treat that person as a child or dumb person. Respect their courage to come out and the trust they have on you.
-Just because demisexuals and graysexuals experience sexual attraction, that doesn’t mean they are any less asexual. That’s all I am going to say.
-If someone asexual or sexual person decides that their sexuality has changed, don’t judge them. Sexuality is a fluid thing. I have come across many people who thought they were straight at first, but now they are bisexual or stuff. You have no right to bash the person for changing their sexuality.
-Regarding heteromantic aces, don’t just assume that they are basically ‘straight’ anyway, and are trying to be a 'speshul snowflake’. They are still asexuals and you have to respect that.
-Acephobia exists. And you don’t need to be a part of it.
Lastly, you have no right to degrade and judge a person’s sexual preferences. No one has power to repress what anyone wishes to do behind their bedroom door. So learn to respect one’s sexuality and appreciate them as a person, whether they are straight or LGBTQ+ Happy Asexual Awareness Week again! 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊
PS- My list may not be perfect. So don’t come and attack me. Point out my mistakes politely.
Edit1- I forgot to mention about the concept of sex aversion and sex repulsion. Some aces can be sex-averse which means they don’t mind if others have sex, but they hate to have sex themselves. Sex repulsion is hating the concept of sex in general. Sex repulsion can be or can be not caused by trauma. There are instances of sexual people being repulsed by sex. The concepts of repulsion or aversion can also be applied to other things like- nudity-averse or nudity-repulsed, touch-averse or touch-repulsed and more. I hope this post helps!