Eeeeghhh 😬 Who Would Have Thought It, My Mental Health I’ve Been Neglecting Finally Caught Up With

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

I like the head canon that hobbits for tails so.. here. Enjoy (he keeps it tied to his leg out of the way so it doesn’t get cut off in battle and also he’s a little embarrassed he doesn’t fit in)

That’s why Elrond isn’t a dick

I love telling non or casual LoTR fans that Elrond isn't really an Elf. He's just Elf-passing

Thorin Oakenshield without a tummy is like an angel without its wings

Does the one ring change sizes to fit its new ‘owner’ or (more likely story) Sauron has tiny weird baby hands.

when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

They’re making my carve wood

Euuuuuuggghhhh

Help. We have so many good strong rocks.. I live next to a fucking volcano.

Can’t I leave the trees to the bird and the lizards?

They have a dad. Vili.

They are to my mind:

Princes Fili and kili of the line of Durin. Sons of Dis of the line of Durin. Heir and steward prince of Azsâlul'abad

Normally it would run to most peoples agreement that they would be sons of their father but because of Vilis commoner status (and don’t due to his death) it is seem as acceptable for them to take their mothers name in their titles as she is the member of the line of Durin.

Though I imagine in situations where they don’t want to be known they would be introduced as ‘sons of Vili’

it always catches me off guard when i see people use Durin as a stand-in last name for Fíli and Kíli. it’s not necessarily a pet peeve, but i’m still like ‘hmmm feels wrong’. so now im curious:

The fact that when bitch ass bitch Azog killed Thrór he branded his name on his head means that that absolute sun stricken snot cough can write.. who caught him to write? And why!? Specifically so he could do hair like that? Does he know how to write other things? Does he sit does at his little orc writing desk and pen letters to his boss? What a loser.

Finished it! Now I just have paper work, some soldering and acid etching to do

Phew! Glad it’s the holidays. Can’t wait to go back home to see my family to get some of that clean mountain air. I’m so over living in a city, the ocean makes the weather so unpredictable.

I just remembered there’s a shop keeper back home who’s waiting for some products from me.. and I still haven’t delivered. Maybe I do stay in the city 💀