I Like The Head Canon That Hobbits For Tails So.. Here. Enjoy (he Keeps It Tied To His Leg Out Of The

Can I stop to tell you guys about my pet peeve?

When artists draw people cleaning a blade with the blade facing in towards their palm. You can clean it safely from the spine and you should. That cloth will not protect you from basically severing your thumb. Trust me.

If I could dissuade you at all I would also like to say this happened an hour later:

“Do not run with that stick, our great aunt poked her eye out running with a stick you know”

She dropped the stick.. and walked directly, eyeball first, into a branch. The whole half of her face went pink and swollen and my mum was not pleased.

I only looked away for half a second. I hadn’t even let go of her hand.

Took my niece on a walk through the forest and she tugged on my sleeve and told me two things:

“I’m hungry” (we just ate three scones and had hot drinks)

“We need to go back so I can get my books” (I wouldn’t let her take seven books on a hike.)

My sister has raised a hobbit.

I have also convinced her that I am 48, I tried to tell her I’m 250 but she looked at me and said I wasn’t that old. (I’m 23)

We have one tiny hobbit sized chair in the living room and we have so many people in the house my dad has to sit in it haha, good guy.

Also speaking of dads, I have to stop getting the same tattoos as him it’s really embarrassing 😭 but I want a sick as fuck raven too

Thorin. Buddy. Your sword is right there. Just… cut him out! Canon lack of common sense from the king under the mountain.

Bagginshield starter pack

Thorin's confused why they were packed separately. >:(

Does the one ring change sizes to fit its new ‘owner’ or (more likely story) Sauron has tiny weird baby hands.

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

Number one Sam lover rule: love Frodo

sam lovers who hate frodo perplex me... sam would fucking hate you...

@reallyhappycrown I wanted to try my hand at ‘hobbits in Erebor’ concept art and I think that’s vaguely adjacent to your request so I hope you enjoy

I am admittedly, not good at drawing people.,

I can how ever draw the hell out of a dragon. Or.. a drake in this case? Agh semantics, they all breath fire and eat naughty children aye? (Or at least that’s what I tell my niece)

I don’t think I will survive Sansûkh you guys, the end of chapter three has be sobbing my fucking eyes out like a baby.