Self Portrait For Your Viewing Pleasure Or What Ever.

No one talks about this but when you wear a hand full of heavy rings you can clack your fingers together and it’s very soothing, I do it a lot when I’m stressed, sometimes I just tap them together when my hands are clasped.

Corporate would like you to spot the difference

If I catch anyone doing this to any of my art including my docs I will be poisoning everything and blocking you just fyi.

This is the worst timeline. (x)

*doing a magical girl transformation from Kili to Thorin because I washed, brushed, oiled and put my little braids back in my hair *

Day 22 - Gender

"It's obvious enough," Dis said with a raised eyebrow. "Though I'm not sure why you care."

"I..." Bilbo sat back, nonplussed. "Well, I don't want to offend anyone, surely that's clear enough. In the Shire..." Dis' bark of laughter cut him off.

"You aren't in the Shire, my soon-to-be Lord Consort," she snorted. "And you'll annoy far more people trying to figure out what's in their pants than not in a dwarven kingdom, not that it's any big secret. Look," she sighed, "if you use 'he' for everyone, it's fine; Khuzdul doesn't have all that nonsense that Sindarin and the Southron tongues do where words shift around, so that's how we use Westron as well. There's two 'genders' here, as you call it; dwarf and non-dwarf." She grinned. "Though you yourself are a bit of a crossed category on the last one, mind."

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

Belladonna: 🥹🥰👍🏻👍🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💐🌺🌸🌹🌷

Bungo:

I JUST SAW SUCH A GREAT IDEA FOR A FIC

SO ahem

Bilbo's parents are still alive and everything is fine until he decides to go on an adventure with the dwarves. And from Belladonna and Bungo's point of view, their Bilbo, their child who wanted nothing but solitude and peace, sends them a letter in which he says that HE IS NOW MARRIED TO A DWARF - THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN and invites them to visit🤗

I’m supposed to me doing my school work but I really wanted to join in the fun.

They've made a dwarf out of him! What would his papa say?

Can you tell Dwalin was waiting for this moment?

Inspired by my own work related meeting last week. (You laugh at Dwalin's hands and I swear to Mahal I'll cry)

Is that.. baby Frodo? Prehaps kekeke

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

Thorin please, use your eyes man

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night