I Enjoy When People Make The Elves As Creepy And Upsetting As They Actually Are.

Is that not canon haha, that’s always how I imagine them 😭😭 like jaguars as humanoids

Headcannon:

Tolkien describes many of the elves in LOTR as ‘beautiful and perilous’ or some other combination to the same effect. What if Elves created uncanny valley effects towards the other races of Middle-earth?

The elves keep a little too still.

They blink, but hardly enough to be ‘normal’.

Their skin is a little too perfect.

Elves’ grace feels more predatory.

They can be completely silent.

In conclusion, give me more unsettling Tolkien elves. Please, fanfic writers I beg you.

Fuck I love them. Fuck I’m tired.

Also this reminds me of that story where the stage falls on Thorin and he gets absolutely obliterated and forgets Bilbo but is so instantly in love with him. I don’t know if this is referencing that but I love that trope.

"Seeing him for the first time again"

comic inspired by this gif set: x

this will happen shhhhhh

It better to look for crystals in the rain.

(When life feels shitty, take that time to appreciate the small good things you don’t normally pay attention to)

Some dwobbit prince Frodo lore explainstions

Half stone is his title due to him being half Dwarf. He was given this title when he wish introduced to the kingdom after birth and has always carried it. His is Half stone as much as he his Frodo.

Silentstride is the name gifted to him due to his half hobbit nature making him incredibly silent and assassin like in him combat style, he’s hard to spot being smaller then your average Dwarf and more light of frame and his hobbit-ish feet and penance for going shoeless even in the harsh Erebor winters makes him move in near silence. It’s also why he wears such a heavy fur over his shoulders, it doesn’t make sound when he moves and muffles the rest of him clothing.

(Also Frodo is his papa’s number one sweet boy, he will always carry Bilbos basket for him at the market and bend down for Bilbo to kiss him on the forehead before he leaves to go sparing with his uncles)

If you have any questions, please ask! I’d love to draw some little doodles to explain more if anyone is interested

Fili and kili are babysitting but Fili has a mind to call it ‘baby bothering’ as Kíli takes great joy is teasing and fibbing to his littlest cousin when big bad Thorin isn’t around to protect his dwobbit son from his nonsense. But Frodo has all of Bilbos smarts and Thorins temper and has caught on to Kili’s games and learnt some very colorful gestures in the process.

(Though he may have learnt that particular one from Bilbo)

A very sad tale indeed

(He did actually go the petting zoo, we visited him)

Headcanon that dwarves(tolkein) sunburn, badly. Because dwarves evolved with little sun exposure, And hobbits, mostly farming race, tan beautifully.

Bilbo: beautiful brown tan

The company: pink like raw chicken

Also:

Fili and Kili leaving Ered Luin for the first time:

Uncle why am i peeling

I don’t know why Icarus level heights the gods thought I reached for me to deserve this treatment ???

but I would like them to know they are misinformed and to please stop hurting me.

I’m going to the market :D the creek looks pretty this morning

My son. I love you my son.

Tedrick ft. 3 and a half canine teeth and 90% of an ear.