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Lord of the rings or a night out with friends

Going for a walk

Meeting some friends and hang out

Having a fight

Realizes some of the gang is missing

Can’t chase everyone at once so go to find the people that are more likely to be in trouble

Searching for them all over the place, worried they left with a bad crowd

Find them up a tree

Friends you weren’t looking for are now in someone else’s house. And also one of them got bitten by a spider apparently

may i ask how boromir is canonically aroace?

Sure! Within the appendix of the the lord of the rings ‘kings and rulers’ Boromir is described as having no desire or interest to take a partner. Having only love to his family and for his roll

It is most plainly put that he is unlike his brother who seeks love and a spouse where as he has no interest.

I don’t have a physical copy of the book with me currently otherwise I would write the direct quote out for me

Someone said they liked the idea of Thorin using hand gestures and not talking much when he doesn’t have to (think somewhat selectively mute, maybe using Iglishmêk) and Bilbo yapper who fills every pause with his thoughts.

Bilbo: -and then he said ‘we can’t plant roses on the terraces, they’ll freeze’ can you believe that? We had the last winter snow six weeks ago- dear, where are the measuring spoons

Thorin: *doesn’t look up from his mountain of shitty paperwork, gestures vaguely in the direction of the a drawer that he put them in*

Bilbo: *rifling through the drawer* what do you think though? About the roses? Surely we can’t be expecting anymore snow? The-

Thorin: *without looking up* There’s not enough sun on the terrace you’re thinking of…

Bilbo: but-!

Thorin: plant them at the gates..

Bilbo: oh… o////o

I gaslight myself into thinking I’m not improving but like.. that’s about two and a half years difference so…

It might be slow but it’s definitely getting there 👍🏼

I quit vaping because I started to keep like Gollum. Now it just sits inside my dresser and sometimes I look at it.

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Me, addicted to my phone: this is what Frodo felt like

Number one Sam lover rule: love Frodo

sam lovers who hate frodo perplex me... sam would fucking hate you...

This is the cutest shit I have ever seen.

I have no love of elves but I will forever make an exception for that absolute goofball

The three of them give me so much camping vibe, and my head canon is to imagine Gimli and Aragorn trying to explain games to Legolas, but he is the worst at it.

Oh….0////0

Render process on an elf Thorin

Imagine if Dori and Nori were both dwarrowdames the whole time and they were just there to look after their shit ass nerd little brother.