Someone said they liked the idea of Thorin using hand gestures and not talking much when he doesn’t have to (think somewhat selectively mute, maybe using Iglishmêk) and Bilbo yapper who fills every pause with his thoughts.
Bilbo: -and then he said ‘we can’t plant roses on the terraces, they’ll freeze’ can you believe that? We had the last winter snow six weeks ago- dear, where are the measuring spoons
Thorin: *doesn’t look up from his mountain of shitty paperwork, gestures vaguely in the direction of the a drawer that he put them in*
Bilbo: *rifling through the drawer* what do you think though? About the roses? Surely we can’t be expecting anymore snow? The-
Thorin: *without looking up* There’s not enough sun on the terrace you’re thinking of…
Bilbo: but-!
Thorin: plant them at the gates..
Bilbo: oh… o////o
Gorgeous boy, no notes
Young prince Thorin, ink & watercolor
The fact that when bitch ass bitch Azog killed Thrór he branded his name on his head means that that absolute sun stricken snot cough can write.. who caught him to write? And why!? Specifically so he could do hair like that? Does he know how to write other things? Does he sit does at his little orc writing desk and pen letters to his boss? What a loser.
We got this guys! Ai is losing favorability as people learn how bad image/story generation is for the environment and the novelty is wearing thin.
We have been here since the dawn of man kind, this is just a flash in the pan.
Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI looming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.
Spare tackled. Instantly.
I would never let anyone give me that look 🪦🪦🪦
You look at me like this and we’re both in the lava dude.
sam is better than me because i would've tossed frodo right into the fires of mt. doom if he pulled this shit after all we went through together
Can someone provide a poorly drawn tutorial on how to draw Thorin? He’s hard to draw
Help 😭
lmao he was THROWING that shit away
No one asked how they came back to life but Lady Yavanna being an absolute sweet pea is the reason. She has a real sweet spot for her husbands children I guess haha
Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night
Oh my god
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Bilbo has terrible mental health but that brain is a fucking vault and he covers everything with the bitchy meanness that only a Baggins could muster
who from lotr most needs therapy and who would actually go to therapy 😇
Frodo: is a little bit reluctant at first and feels like he’s “taking away resources from people who need them more” a bit, but learns that he needs them just as much, not to compare himself to others, and settles down well.
Elrond: motherfucker tries to mansplain therapy techniques to the therapist in the first session, spends the entirety of the second session crying hysterically, and from that moment on is a total therapy nerd. he literally decorates his CBT notebooks. asks if he can get extra points for turning his worksheets early. literally treats his final session like he’s fucking graduating college and makes everyone attend in formalwear.
Pippin: argues with the therapist, who quickly wises up to his bantering ways and essentially starts doing talk-therapy masqueraded as an improv-comedy session. weirdly enough, it works, and he reports feeling much better.
Thranduil: books 10 sessions, doesn’t even go to the first one, and instead of asking for a refund, just straight up files a chargeback on his AMEX
Maedhros: sends Google hate mail every time it dares to show him an advert to a therapy service, which is a vicious cycle because he keeps Googling “how to prove therapy is a capitalist scam” and “cure panic attack reddit” and “cancel nightmare subscription”
Legolas and Gimli: wandered in by accident thinking it was a Starbucks, has no clue what therapy is, and genuinely just assume they’re gossiping with a strangely professional barista. they have been attending for the last 20 years and as a result have outstanding mental health
Fëanor: someone suggests a therapist to him after the third time he set his microwave on fire after it melted his cheese too much. he looks up said therapist, reports them to the registered psychologist regulatory body for no reason, and pulls political strings to ensure they lose their practice license. he has never met this person.
Bilbo Baggins: therapist drops him in 3 weeks with “yeah you’re fine move on” because he makes her cry every session. not because his mental health mind you but because he keeps being subtly mean about her fashion choices and room decorations.
Celegorm: banned from therapy centre before his first session for barking like a dog when the receptionist asked for his health insurance number.
I’m actually a jeweler, I just love Bagginshield🥲18+ account, no terfs
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