The Fucking Scene Where Thorin Is Really Struck With Dragon Sickness And Sounds Like Smaug Makes Me So

Number one Sam lover rule: love Frodo

sam lovers who hate frodo perplex me... sam would fucking hate you...

Does the one ring change sizes to fit its new ‘owner’ or (more likely story) Sauron has tiny weird baby hands.

The Witch King's very bad day continues.

Elves eat snot crepes

Hobbits eat pancakes

Dwarves eat waffles

Humans eat egg toast.

He’s not judging he’s just…. Seeing how this plays out

Bilbo master-burglar Baggins ruined Frodo

Baby Frodo: *shows Bilbo a new toy*

Bilbo: Oh, that's nice. Where did you get this from?

Baby Frodo: I got it from Farmer Maggot and his kids!

Bilbo: Really? When?

Baby Frodo, grinning: When he wasn't looking...

I will kill a worg

I will climb a cliff

I will fight all of my friends

Just please please please don’t make me read these four fucking pages of the history of adornment

It’s soooooo dull😫😫😫

“Ha!.. awww” <- my very loud reaction

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

Since you were all so nice about my Au have some more dwobbit doodles ☺️

Wow I’m literally so sorry

Scary queen 😭