Thorin. Buddy. Your Sword Is Right There. Just… Cut Him Out! Canon Lack Of Common Sense From The King

Fili and kili are babysitting but Fili has a mind to call it ‘baby bothering’ as Kíli takes great joy is teasing and fibbing to his littlest cousin when big bad Thorin isn’t around to protect his dwobbit son from his nonsense. But Frodo has all of Bilbos smarts and Thorins temper and has caught on to Kili’s games and learnt some very colorful gestures in the process.

(Though he may have learnt that particular one from Bilbo)

Bilbo came to his senses

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

Bold of you to assume it’s a toy sword 😂

Baby Frodo because he’s everything, okay I have art school business to attend to, good night everyone 😘

Please enjoy this WIP of baby dwobbit fweeboo (he’s mad at his cousins, don’t mind his angry little face, it’s a near permanent fixure I fear.)

dwobbit frodo hours!!!!!!

Nnnaaaauuuurrrrrrr

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Hi, this is my son.

Kalaroth, son of Hemdoroth

He’s a second generation jeweler in Erebor (look I write what I know okay?) He moved to the lonely mountain shortly after the reclamation with his parents.

Info:

Dad- Hemdoroth (jeweler)

Ma- Tosi (Metal refiner)

Siblings- Hemi (Older sister- also a jeweler)

Friends - Hob Fairhill (hobbit- news runner/messager of the court + apprentice scribe)

Enjoys: Not being in Erebor 😰, hunting, archery, harassing Hob into wrestling with him, fruit bread.

Dislikes: Working early in the morning. The concept of being stuck inside the mountain his whole life not having one single adventure.

Do you head canon Fíli and Kíli bring trans?

Thoughts?

If you send me some gif of wriggling eyebrows and insinuate you want to lick a hobbits for I’m coming to your house and replacing your cat with a changling.

I’m supposed to me doing my school work but I really wanted to join in the fun.

They've made a dwarf out of him! What would his papa say?

Can you tell Dwalin was waiting for this moment?

Inspired by my own work related meeting last week. (You laugh at Dwalin's hands and I swear to Mahal I'll cry)

I heard the forest isn’t the only place you see roots. Bleach imports must be slow.

It gets to a point