MC: You are exceptionally quiet today.
Solomon: I walk around like everything is fine.
MC: Are you okay?
Solomon: But deep down
MC: Yeah?
Solomon: inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off and I can't get my stupid boot off to fix it.
Lucifer: I beg to differ
MC, without thinking: Then beg
*distant sound of a plate shattering as Mammon rolls on the ground in laughter*
Lucifer: What kind of fireworks would you recommend?
MC, Levi and Solomon in unison: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.
Lucifer crying later: I don’t even know how Solomon got into the house of lamentation he was supposed to be in the human world.
Satan, knocking on Asmodeus's door: Asmodeus? We should be going now, come out!
Asmodeus: I'm Bi!
Satan: Not what I meant, but I knew and I support you!
SINCE POSTING THIS I'VE GOTTEN 2 UR CARDS ON MY FREE PULLS ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER SO HELL YEAH THE DARK MAGIC WORKED
How do you guys get Ur and Ur+ cards in the free pulls or the 10 pulls?????
I can't spend money on the game so I saved up dp for a 10 pull and I got 3 ssr skill up cards but never once have I gotten a ur card😭
Share your luck pls I just want Levi
Mammon: *hears a bang*
Mammon: *throws MC over his shoulder*
Mammon: BEEL GRAB THE SMALL ONES FIRST THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS
Mammon: Why would you give a knife to my human????
Belphegor: MC felt unsafe.
Mammon: Now I feel unsafe!
Belphegor: I'm sorry
Belphegor:... would you like a knife
Lucifer in the background: Belphegor nO-
*in Paris*
Leviathan: I'm... moved. I... I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel... destiny?
MC: But...
Leviathan: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
MC: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Leviathan: Yeah.
MC: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Leviathan: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
MC: Okay, alright.
Asmodeus: I got my license seventy years ago.
Satan: What? Why didn't you say anything?
Asmodeus: I like being chauffeured around.
Asmodeus: It makes me feel important.
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
Authors may have more than one story on here, but I tried to only tag them once so I didn’t make tumblr angry.
Happy Reading!
Dry Humping w/ Baku: @katsukisprincess
Stomach Bulge ft. FatGum: @lesbian-peanut-writer
Thigh Riding ft. Kenma Kozume : @kittycatkrissa
Exhibitionism ft. Ushijima Wakatoshi: @pleasantanathema
Spanking ft. Tobio Kageyama: @akaashisbabygirl
Hand Kink ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor): @enjifuckersupreme
Breeding Kink ft. Shouto Todoroki: @shoutodoki
Size Kink ft. Daichi Sawamura: @kingtamakimurder
Formal Wear ft. Endeavor: @milojwrites
Cockwarming ft. Levi Ackerman - @attackonfics
Bondage ft. Sero Hanta - @ikinabi
Phone Sex ft. Shouto Todoroki - @1-800-smash
Shibari ft. Sero Hanta - @cellotonin
Cockwarming ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @saetyrn9
Degradation/Humiliation ft. Shigaraki & Dabi - @blahkugo
Daddy Kink ft. Todoroki Shouto - @wonderwomanfantasy
Friends to Lovers ft. Keiji Akaashi - @imaginethathaikyuu
Brat Taming/ Authority Kink ft. Daichi Sawamura - @rivendell101
Aphrodisiac ft. Mirio Togata - @hisoknen
Dry Humping ft. Katsuki Bakugou - shoutodoki (tagged above)
Office Sex ft. Akitaru Obi (Fire Force) - @trafalgar-temptress
Hand Kink ft. Kirishima Ejirou - Ikinabi (tagged above)
Thigh Riding ft. Hawks - kingtamakimurder (tagged above)
Breeding ft. Eita - seita
Daddy Kink ft. Tony Stark - @wandas-sunshine
Daddy Kink ft. Hajime Iwaizumi - milojwrites
Thigh-riding ft. Bokuto Koutarou - cellotonin
Pegging ft Katsuki Bakugou - @whats-her-quirk
Mutual Masturbation ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @mrs-kuroojinguji
Nudes ft. Dabi - @quirklessthot
Size Kink ft. Ushijima Wakatoshi - rivendell101 (tagged above)
Cockwarming ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) - enjifuckersupreme (tagged above)
Spit Kink ft. Issei Matsukawa - saetryn9 (tagged above)
Double Penetration ft. Shoji Mezo - @lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten
Size Difference ft. Beezlebub (Obey Me!) - @letmebeyourruri-chan
Stockings ft. Shigaraki - bnhaxxassociates
Cock Worship & Face Fucking ft. bokuto - seita \
Daddy Kink ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - cadedanslanauit
Squirting ft. Yuuji Terushima - cellotonin
Lactation Kink ft. Katsuki Bakugou - ikinabi (tagged above)
Knotting ft. Hawks - lesbian-peanut-writer (tagged above)
Incest ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) *Please Read TW’s before reading* - @tomurasprincess
Phone Sex ft. Iwaizumi Hajime - @secondhand-trash
Spitting ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - supernoya
Begging ft. Mafia!Kirishima Ejirou - lesbian-peanut-writer (tagged above)
Deep-throating ft. Miya Atsumu - saetyrn9 (tagged above)
Public Sex ft. Shigaraki Tomura - @kazooli *actually not sure if this is technically kinktober, but read it in kinktober so voila*
Mirror Sex ft. Atsumu - @seita
Mutual Masturbation ft. Vegeta - @sevenstarsinning
Cockwarming ft. Shouta Aizawa - @bnhaxxassociates
Gloryhole ft Kaibara Sen - burnedbyshouto
Deepthroating ft. Miyumi Atsumu - saetyrn9
Drug Use/Shotgunning ft. Kuroiro Shihai - saetyrn9 (tagged above)
Car Sex ft. Hinata Shoyo - @super-noya
Thigh Riding ft. Bokuto - rivendell101
Mirror Sex ft. Itachi - @wooobuddyletsgetnasty
Threesome ft. Todoroki Shouto - burnedbyshouto
Breeding ft. Keishin Ukai - whats-her-quirk
Omegaverse ft. Shouta Aizawa - bnhaxxassociates
Professor/Student ft. Aizawa - @thewheezingwyvern
Size Kink ft. Asahi - cellotonin
Public Sex ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor)
Cockwarming ft. Kiyoomi Sakusa - milojwrites
Impregnation Kink ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @imaginethathaikyuu
Age Difference ft. Enji Todoroki - @present-mel
Cumplay/Outdoor Sex ft. Link (Zelda) - saetyrn9 (tagged above)
Thigh Riding & Dry Humping ft. Tobio Kageyama - cafedanslanauit
Sweat Kink ft. Tobio Kageyama - edens-breathless-melodies
Hate Sex ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @libra-kirishima
Bored and Ignored ft. Rintarou Suna - imaginethathaikyuu
Collaring ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - burnedbyshouto
Drunken Sex ft. Akaashi Keiji - @keijiskitten
Stockings & Face Sitting ft. Levi Ackerman - attackonfics
Voyeurism ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) - enjifuckersupreme
Phone Sex ft. Bokuto - whats-her-quirk
Car Sex ft. Kirishima Eijirou - @bakubabes-hatake
Oral Fixation ft. Dabi - @nectarous
Public Sex ft. Ukai Keishin - @karasu-hoes
Marking ft. Dabi - lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten
Desk Sex ft. Shigaraki & Overhaul - milojwrites
Public Sex ft. Satori Tendou - cellotonin
Bondage/Slapping/choking ft Levi Ackerman - @anlian-aishang
ruts/ knotting ft. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) - @thoti-thots
Thigh Riding ft. Leviathan (Obey Me!) - @deliberatelyvague
Exhibitionism ft. Tony Stark - wandas-sunshine
Camgirl ft. Enji Todoroki - wonderwomanfantasy
Elevator Sex ft. Hawks - @some-kindofgnome
breast/body worship ft. Osamu - seita
Public Sex ft. Dabi - lesbian-peanut-write
Praise Kink ft. T. Goshiki - @edens-breathless-melodies
Promise Kink ft. Astumu Miya - imaginethathaikyuu
Bondage ft. Sero Hanta - @lovinkiri
Somnophilia ft. Iwaizumi - rivendell101
Breeding, Overstim, Cumflation ft. Enji Todoroki - enjifuckersupreme
Corruption Kink & Praise ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - oikadiors
Hypnotism ft. Hitoshi Shinsou - ikinabi
Public Sex ft. Dabi - lesbian-peanut-writer
Onsen Sex ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - secondhand-trash (tagged above)
Oral Sex & Sex on The Kitchen Counter ft. Oikawa Toru - @cafedanslanuit
Cockwarming ft. Suna R. - edens-breathless-melodies
Reassurance / Size Kink ft. Matsukawa - seita
ABO/Omegaverse ft. Shigaraki Tomura - burnedbyshouto
Facefucking ft. Semi Eita - karasu-hoes
Anal ft. Tendou Satori - seita
Incest ft. Ejirou Kirishima - hisoknen *Read TW’s before reading*
Sthenolagnia ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @reading-hub
Makeup Sex/Reunited ft. Futakuchi Kenji - imaginethathaikyuu (tagged above)
Predator/Prey ft. Geralt of Rivia - @nellblazer
deepthroating ft. Katsuki Bakugou - cellotonin
Thigh-Riding ft. Kuroo Tetsurou & Lev Haiba - whats-her-quirk
breath play/choking ft. Oikawa Toru - karasu-hoes
Daddy Kink ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang
Pegging ft. Midoriya Izuku - burnedbyshouto
Breath Play/ Choking ft. Tooru Oikawa - karasu-hoes
Public Sex/ Confined Space ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang
Phone Sex ft. Hawks - burnedbyshouto
Caught Masturbating ft. Geralt of Rivia - @becs-bunker
Mirror Sex ft. Shinazugawa Sanemi - burnedbyshouto
Breeding Kink/Aftercare ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @oikadiors
FaceFucking ft. Aizawa Shouta - cafedanslanuit
Public Sex ft. Ejirou Kirishima - lovinkiri
Overstim, Thigh-fucking, uniform ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @hunied-ossy
Mutual Masturbation ft. Shouto Todoroki - whats-her-quirk
Phone Sex ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - cellotonin
Praise ft. Katsuki Bakugou - quirklessthot
Choking/ balcony sex ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - rivendell101
Car Sex/Oral Sex ft Kuroo Tetsurou - cafedanslanuit (tagged above)
Dirty Talk ft. Dean Winchester - @holylulusworld
Mirror Sex ft. Akaashi Keiji - cellotonin
Exhibitionism ft. Kirishima Eijirou - burnedbyshouto
Impact Play ft. Tobio Kageyama - karasu-hoes (tagged above)
Cockwarming ft. Shouta Aizawa - whats-her-quirk
Voyeurism / Sex Swing ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang
Against A Wall/Wall Sex ft. Lev Haiba - cellotonin (tagged above)
Sexting ft. Goku - sevenstarsinning (tagged above)
Cheating ft. Todoroki Shouto - cafedanslanuit (tagged above)
Demonfucking/Knotting ft. Kyojuro - dudeandduchess
Aphrodisiac ft. Asmodeus (Obey Me!) - @deliberatelyvague
Breeding ft. Yandere!Mammon (Obey Me!) - @yandere-daydreams
Window Sex/Formal Wear ft. Kyojuro - dudeandduchess (tagged)
Size Kink ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @iwaasfairy
Voyeurism ft. Kyojuro - @dudeandduchess
Quickie/Hate-fucking ft. Akinori Konoha - @prettysetterbaby
Dirty Talk/ Daddy Kink ft. Mastukawa - super-noya
Possessive Sex ft. Katsuki Bakugou - some-kindofgnome
Fingersucking/Cockwarming ft. Shinsuke Kita - seita
Phone Sex ft. Oikawa Tooru - cafedanslanuit
Size Kink ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @spicyness
Overstimulation ft. Katsuki Bakugou - some-kindofgnome
Corruption ft. Lucifer (Obey Me!) - deliberatelyvague
Corruption ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - wonderwomanfantasy
Dry Humping ft. Tamaki Amajiki - whats-her-quirk
Senpai Kink ft. Sugawara Koushi - cellotonin
Creampie/Cumflation ft. Matsukawa - seita
You don’t age until you meet your soulmate (You stop at 21 until you find them). You moved in with the league of villains after being found on the streets by Mr. Compress. You realize after about three years that you’ve been aging, so you have to awkwardly ask your teammates if any of them have been aging recently.
(Imagine below the cut)
You’re realizing that this was a bad idea as you finally get Twice to talk to you alone for a moment.
The poor guy is confused. He has no idea why you want to talk to him alone, but he’s equally as curious.
When you try to discreetly ask him if he’s been feeling any different lately he takes you literally.
“I’m feeling so tired. I’ve never been more awake!”
You resort to just asking him outright and he just laughs while shaking his head and showing you a few red words on his shoulder.
“I already found mine, but try Compress. No try Spinner!”
Those two weren’t aging either, but both directed you towards Dabi.
Dabi laughed in your face as he showed you the names on both his wrists, and you realized it couldn’t be him.
“I dare you to ask Muscular or Shigaraki”
You didn’t want to bother your boss, who had been sneakily watching you go around to all of his underlings asking questions he couldn’t hear.
What Tomura did know however, was that he had been aging.
He had kept a close eye on you as you had approached Muscular, and was fuming as you seemed to ignore his presence.
He finally went complaining to Kurogiri who told him in the nicest way to just man up and go talk to you.
When you ran out of people to ask, even going as far as asking Giran when he popped by, you were about to give up.
“You forgot me.”
The raspy voice behind you nearly had you jumping out of your skin, and you turned to see your leader.
Shigaraki was staring at you impatiently, and your mouth went dry as you realized that he would have been the last person it could be.
“Have you... uh. Is there any chance you’ve been aging recently, sir?”
One of his hands came up to remove his father’s hand from his face, and he stares down at you with an odd look in his eyes that you’ve never seen on him.
“Took you long enough.”
~Bnha ~ Devils Line ~ Obey Me ~ Pokemon ~ Yuri On Ice ~ NSFW 18+ ~ Minors DNI ~ Genderfluid ~ 22 ~
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