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MC: Luke, my god, you've grown!

Luke: Actually, don't tell the others but I'm wearing high heeled sneakers.

MC: You what now-

MC inwardly: Where can I get a pair

Who gets to hold MC

Lucifer: Are we ready to go to Diavolos?

MC: Everyone's here, so I think so *smiles*

Lucifer: Excellent..We shall fly there today, been a while since I used my wings.

Asmo: *jumps into Beels arms*

Beel: *drops him* What are you doing?

Asmo: Well, you can carry me!

Beel: You have your OWN wings..Anyway I want to carry MC.

MC: Me?

Beel: Yeah, I'll carry you and Belphie *smiles*

Belphie: Sounds good!

Mammon: SoUnDs gOoD..NAH! Ya crazy if ya don't think I'll be carrying MC! She likes being carried by ME! *looks over at her giving her a playful smile* don't ya babe?

Levi: I wanna carry MC!

Asmo: You don't have wings..You'll have to be carried by someone else.

Levi: Hmph. Throw that in my face why don't you?

Lucifer: I will carry MC if you're all going to argue..

Satan: I thought you were carrying me?

Lucifer: *shrugs* I've decided I carried you within me long enough..I dont wish to spend MORE time carrying you Satan, no offense.

Satan: ...Rude.

Mammon: Beel carries Belphie and Levi, Lucifer carries Satan, I carry MC. DONE.

MC: What about Asmo?

Asmo: I usually fly alone, I only have little wings, so I can't carry alot of weight, plus I don't really fly like the others, I'm more of flutter by type, thats WHY I want someone to carry me, you'll all get there before me otherwise *folds his arms and furrows his brows*

Mammon: Fine! Beel holds Levi and Bel, Lucifer holds Asmo and Satan, I hold MC.

Beel: Why YOU though?

Mammon: Because I'm ya big bro and you'll do as I say Beel!! Thats why!!

Lucifer: Well I'm YOUR big brother, so YOU'LL do as I say..

Mammon: *growls* No fair!!!

Satan: Not that anyone cares but I'm still pissed off and offended from what Lucifer said to me. *angry expression*

Lucifer: Oh be quiet will you!!

(They all start arguing with each other for a good few minute's)

Mammon: Wait..Where's MC?

MC: *half way to Diavolos in a taxi*

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Heeellllooo!!! how do you think the brothers would react to mc greeting them like "hey bottom!" Or "hello fellow bottom"

(Btw i love your writing and it always make me smile❤)

Awww thank you❤ I hope you'll like this too.

Lucifer:

Bottom?

Lucifer?

Unless you're Diavolo I can't see this happening.

But if you say that...

Especially in front of his brothers...

He'll make sure to show you who's really the bottom.

Hint: You won't be able to walk for a week.

Mammon:

Call him a bottom and he'll explode.

In complete denial.

Especially if you say in it front of his brothers.

Want to destroy him more?

Try this:

"That's not what you were saying last night."

Leviathan:

Blushing mess.

He knows he's a bottom.

No need to point out out.

Will get embarrassed in front of the others.

"The others don't have to know..."

Satan:

Him?

A bottom?

I don't think so.

He'll probably find an smooth thing to say when you greet him this way in front of his brothers.

(Obviously I'm too stupid to think of an answer so comment what you think he'd say😂)

Asmodeus:

Not offended at all.

Actually enjoys this greeting.

Calls you his top.

Calling him that in front of his brothers is a bad idea.

He'll compliment you abut how good of a top you are.

No one wants to listen to Asmo's bed adventures first thing in the morning.

Beelzebub:

"Hey bottom!"

"Hey MC!"

Doesn't seem phased.

But wait until that night.

The whole house will know who the bottom actually is.

Belphegor:

I mean you're not wrong.

He's usually too lazy to top.

Calling him "bottom" might make him angry from time to time.

Especially in front of his brothers.

Will top you that night.

I hope you liked this! Feel free to request again❤

Lucifer (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Incorrect Quote 46/50

Asmodeus: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts lie a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Tired Satan: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

Lucifer: We were just talking about catching that cat.

MC: What do you mean 'when I was young'? You're still leaving broken hearts every week Asmo.

Dom To Sub + NSFW Headcannons (Obey Me)

Warnings:

NSFW

FOUL LANGUAGE (SWEARING)

(Headcannons below the cut)

Lucifer 

We already know that this man likes to be in control of situations, so it’s no surprise that he would be the most dominant in the bedroom.

Satan 

Almost tied with Lucifer for first.

The only reason he’s not, is because he does occasionally like to let you take the lead.

He will put a collar on you if you let him while he fucks you from behind.

Belphegor 

Despite his constantly tired state, Belphegor will be in full control during sex.

Prefers to be laying on his back while he helps you ride him, but will top you to prove a point or when he’s frustrated.

Belphegor radiates top energy and the only reason that he isn’t higher on the list is because of Lucifer and Satan.

Asmodeus

The master of switches has arrived.

You’re tired? He’ll do all the work while praising you.

You want to top? He loves when you take control so he’ll be more then happy to let you.

Leviathan

As shy as he is, Levi will top you without hesitation at your request.

He much prefers to be the bottom though, and gets so blushy when you praise him.

Very into cosplay and roleplay.

Beelzebub

Always worried about hurting you due to his size, Beel tends to let you top him for your own safety.

He’ll keep his hands on your hips to help you ride him.

If you ever manage to get him to top you, he’ll be so gentle with you, checking periodically in to make sure he isn’t hurting you.

Absolutely loves giving oral. 

He just wants to taste you, and to him, you taste amazing

Mammon

Are you really surprised?

Mammon is a sub through and through.

If you request it or he’s in a particularly bad mood, he’ll top you but don’t expect it to happen often.

Praise him and he’ll become a mess under you.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

Incorrect Quote 19/50

MC, unable to sleep: Hey Mammon, what time is it?

Mammon, also staying up while browsing Majolish: I dunno, pass me that kazoo.

Mammon: *plays kazoo*

Satan: MAMMON IT'S 3AM STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING KAZOO-

Mammon: It's 3AM.

I love a sea snek and his love of the ocean aesthetic 

Belphegor (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting