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Lucifer: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Satan, stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively: Oh so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Demon who broke into the house of lamentation an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Satan: Coming right up.

Beelzebub (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

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Lucifer: You were hurt, what do you remember?

MC: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Lucifer: We didn't take an ambulance, Satan drove us.

MC: But I heard a siren.

Satan: That was Mammon.

Mammon: Oi shaddup, I was nervous alright?

We really do have a gif for everything XD

i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

Imagine (Guzma):

The first thing said to you by your soulmate is written somewhere on your body. Your first meeting with team skull goes a little different than you had expected.

(Imagine below the cut)

Your pokemon were tired, and so were you.

You had been travelling to Po Town, and you were unprepared for the rain.

I meant you knew it rained there, but you didn’t realize it was this bad.

Galvantula and Larvesta were not having it.

Your Araquanid was having the time of its life as it splashed in the puddles though at least.

When you finally saw the wall encasing the town you almost cried of happiness.

Finally you could get somewhere dry.

The team skull grunts seemed surprised as to how willing you were to go with them inside to see their boss.

Honestly you couldn’t care less about their boss. Whoever he was.

When they brought you before the white-haired man sitting on the throne-like chair, you nearly laughed.

You shut up real quick when he looked at your Araquanid and opened his mouth.

“That’s a cute bug type, but mine’s better.”

“Wanna bet?”

The two of you were quiet for a minute, processing each other’s words, before the man stood up and laughed.

“Took ya long enough.”

The rest of the team skull members that were in the room were shook when their leader walked over to you and started talking about bugs with you.

Who gets to hold MC

Lucifer: Are we ready to go to Diavolos?

MC: Everyone's here, so I think so *smiles*

Lucifer: Excellent..We shall fly there today, been a while since I used my wings.

Asmo: *jumps into Beels arms*

Beel: *drops him* What are you doing?

Asmo: Well, you can carry me!

Beel: You have your OWN wings..Anyway I want to carry MC.

MC: Me?

Beel: Yeah, I'll carry you and Belphie *smiles*

Belphie: Sounds good!

Mammon: SoUnDs gOoD..NAH! Ya crazy if ya don't think I'll be carrying MC! She likes being carried by ME! *looks over at her giving her a playful smile* don't ya babe?

Levi: I wanna carry MC!

Asmo: You don't have wings..You'll have to be carried by someone else.

Levi: Hmph. Throw that in my face why don't you?

Lucifer: I will carry MC if you're all going to argue..

Satan: I thought you were carrying me?

Lucifer: *shrugs* I've decided I carried you within me long enough..I dont wish to spend MORE time carrying you Satan, no offense.

Satan: ...Rude.

Mammon: Beel carries Belphie and Levi, Lucifer carries Satan, I carry MC. DONE.

MC: What about Asmo?

Asmo: I usually fly alone, I only have little wings, so I can't carry alot of weight, plus I don't really fly like the others, I'm more of flutter by type, thats WHY I want someone to carry me, you'll all get there before me otherwise *folds his arms and furrows his brows*

Mammon: Fine! Beel holds Levi and Bel, Lucifer holds Asmo and Satan, I hold MC.

Beel: Why YOU though?

Mammon: Because I'm ya big bro and you'll do as I say Beel!! Thats why!!

Lucifer: Well I'm YOUR big brother, so YOU'LL do as I say..

Mammon: *growls* No fair!!!

Satan: Not that anyone cares but I'm still pissed off and offended from what Lucifer said to me. *angry expression*

Lucifer: Oh be quiet will you!!

(They all start arguing with each other for a good few minute's)

Mammon: Wait..Where's MC?

MC: *half way to Diavolos in a taxi*

~

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*at the dinner table*

Asmodeus: *scrolling on his DDD under the table*

Leviathan: *actually not playing a game for once and eating*

Beelzebub: *eating like a starved man as per usual*

Mammon, Belphegor and MC: *suspiciously quiet*

Satan: *already done and just sipping at some tea while reading*

Lucifer: You are all remarkably well behaved tonight.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: What did you do?

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Lucifer: Mc, can I talk to you for a moment? In private.

MC: Ooh, someone's in trouble.

MC: It's me.

MC: I don't know why I did that.