Incorrect Quote 23/50

Are these snaps? Like little buttons that can come undone with a good hard yank

Because like

OwO

I was cackling throughout this post. Everyone else go home, this one wins.

OM! Brothers with an odd wake up call

it’s 3:22 am idk what this is but i hope ya like it

cringe, cussing, and gn!mc

Lucifer

It was the morning after your arrival when you went to Lucifer’s study and asked if you could wake his brothers up

“Go ahead.”

He didn’t think much of it until he heard the sound of pans smashing against each other and a song being played

“I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE- Y’ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND”

What in the Devildom is the human exchange student doing?!

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! GET- THE- FUCK- UP-!”

He stepped out of his office only to find you running through the halls, smashing pans, and singing- no- screaming at the top of your lungs

“I DON’T GOT NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ Y’ALL! Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER GONNA SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ ME!!”

Lucifer quickly put a stop to your antics before one of his brothers tried to kill you

You were dragged into his office and lectured for exactly 1 hour and 27 minutes

He hates it when he hears the sound of you screaming random words he doesn’t understand

It got worst when Levi started to join you

Great, now I have two idiots to lecture

Mammon

That morning of your first wake up call, he had just gotten home from the casino to find Lucifer chasing the human who was screaming and clanking pans

“What the fu-“

Needless to say, you left a pretty good impression on him. He had a great laugh as you were dragged by Lucifer into his office for a long lecture

It was funny until he got a taste of your wake up call

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes!”

What is the human doing shouting in the hallway?

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

He opened the door and saw you. With goggles on?

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You kept screaming. He saw Satan opening the door down the hall, a dark aura surrounding him

He pulled you inside his room and called you an absolute idiot

Mammon now uses your wake up calls as a distraction for when he steals from his brothers

Leviathan

He was awake when you first did your wake up calls and found it to be hilarious because he understood the memes

Although, he was rather surprised when you asked to borrow his loud speaker for another one of your wake up calls

Eager to see your next chaotic wake up call, he lent it to you

“You know you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can’t be lazy!”

A children’s song? Oh wait-

“BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-“

He was howling with laughter as you violently screamed the lyrics

He was also reprimanded by Lucifer for “giving MC a speaker to scream a vulgar song”

Levi always joins in whenever you do a wake up call, even if he gets lectured

Satan

Right off the bat, he absolutely despised your wake up calls

He was so invested in a beautifully written novel when he heard,

“IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY?! YES! A REALLY GOOD BOOK!”

That’s true but would you sHUT THE FUCK UP-

If it weren’t for Lucifer’s and Mammon’s interferences, you would’ve been dead already

Then he noticed how much Lucifer hated your wake up calls

He stands to the side every time you get Lucifer worked up because of your screaming

And he absolutely adored that one time you ran away from Lucifer while yelling,

“I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

He’s on the borderline of hating and loving your antics

Asmodeus

“This SCREAMING isn’t good for my SKIN!” Asmodeus screeched at you. How ironic

Your odd antics always wakes him up from his beauty sleep and he hates it

“AND THERE WERE ROOMMATES!!”

No- no, nOT AGAIN-

“OH MY GOSH! THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!”

Levi?! You too?!

There is nothing he hates more than when it’s morning and he hears your voice

He honestly hates your voice

Beelzebub

He was... So utterly confused when he hears you screaming for the first time

If anything, he was concerned and checked up on you

But Lucifer has already snatched you away to lecture you

Every time he hears your wake up calls, he always checks up on you to see if you’re alright

He was especially concerned when he heard you scream,

“I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!”

“I-I don’t? Where’s the beef-?”

He’s genuinely worried about your yelling, try not to do it so often

Belphegor

His first time hearing your wake up calls was up in the attic

He was... Extremely confused.

First of all, that doesn’t sound like any of his brothers. Second of all, what the fuck is happening?

Nowadays, he usually sleeps through your loud wake up calls

On rare occasions, he’ll watch with Satan as you and Levi get chased by Lucifer

Affection Headcannons (Belphegor)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 7/7

General

Belphegor is often found draped over you on the couch while you read.

He was so used to cuddling against his twin that when he started dating you, he just went for it and didn’t care if you were flustered.

If Lucifer is around then you can bet your ass Belphie will be overly affectionate with you to make the eldest jealous/annoyed.

Sleepy boi just wants to be sleepy with you.

Hands

Belphie likes to hold your hands to his chest when he sleeps.

He likes knowing that you’re right there and that way you can’t get away from him until he wakes up

His fingers are always entwined with yours when you’re out in public together.

Kisses

Belphegor is a little shit and doesn’t care who sees him kissing you

Lucifer is coming to get the two of you for dinner?

Come closer he wants to make out with you to make Lucifer jealous.

His kisses are lazy, and half the time he doesn’t even make the effort to meet your lips.

Somehow the sleepy kisses pressed to your chin or to the corner of your lips make you even more flustered then the lip kisses.

Hugs

Hugs almost always turn into naps.

He’ll lean against you with his head on your shoulder and just

Fall asleep right there.

Walking with the twins to get food for Beel? 

You have time while he shops, so Belphie is pulling you against him and burying his face into the crook of his neck to take a quick nap.

When hugging you, Belphegor likes to press lazy kisses to your shoulders to fluster you.

Especially in public.

Cuddles

Sleepy boy is the master of cuddles.

Whether you want to or not, you’ll be taking naps with him daily.

He prefers to rest his head on your chest or stomach and hug you like a pillow, but won’t object to sleeping on your lap if you’re trying to read or doing something on your DDD.

Belphegor loves being the little spoon, and plays with your fingers while drifting off.

You might have to fight Beelzebub to be the one to hold him during movie night.

Incorrect Quote 6/50

Lucifer: I'm not doing too well.

Lucifer: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Mammon: *walks into the room*

Lucifer: Oh look there it is again.

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Asmodeus (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Affection Headcannons (Satan)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 4/7

General

Much like a cat, Satan won’t often go to you first for attention or affection. 

But when he does, he goes all out.

He likes to keep close to you especially when his brothers are around, and if Lucifer in particular is there?

Yeah, you won’t be getting away from him any time soon.

Satan does enjoy reading with you though, and will often read to you when you rest your head in his lap.

If you offer to read to him? 

His head will be in your lap faster then lightning, and his eyes will be looking up at your own waiting for you to begin.

He just loves the sound of your voice. How could he not?

Hands

Satan likes to hold your hand when out in public.

He likes knowing that you’re right there beside him and won’t disappear.

When cuddling, his hands are always either playing with your hair, or your fingers. 

He likes to kiss the backs of your hands when reading to you/when you read to him.  

Kisses

Satan kisses you like he has something to prove.

Every movement of his lips and the placements of his hands is clearly thought out.

He will lift you to wrap your legs around his waist so that he can hold you against a wall and kiss you silly.

His hand will switch between gliding his fingers through your hair, tugging gently to give him a better angle, and holding you by the waist.

Satan likes to be close to you when kissing you.

He wants you to remember the way he made you feel when he kissed you. He wants you to remember the feeling of his body pressed against yours.

And he will use every trick imaginable to make sure that he leaves you craving more.

Hugs

Hugging Satan feels comforting. 

He likes to hug you to his chest as he reads a book, and will often insist that you sit on his lap while he reads to you.

Satan just loves the feeling of holding you in his arms.

If you’re working on something, he likes to lift you into his lap so that he can wrap his arms around you and read while you work.

Cuddles

Satan likes to hold you against his chest in a position where he can be able to kiss your forehead.

He lets you tangle your legs with his, so long as one of his legs is properly between yours.

He likes that you’re able to wrap your arms around him too in this position.

Just give him love when you’re cuddling him please.

He’s so touch starved that he just melts whenever you press little kisses to what skin you can reach when he holds you like this.

Incorrect Quotes 4/50

Mammon: Why would you give a knife to my human????

Belphegor: MC felt unsafe.

Mammon: Now I feel unsafe!

Belphegor: I'm sorry

Belphegor:... would you like a knife

Lucifer in the background: Belphegor nO-

Incorrect Quote 19/50

MC, unable to sleep: Hey Mammon, what time is it?

Mammon, also staying up while browsing Majolish: I dunno, pass me that kazoo.

Mammon: *plays kazoo*

Satan: MAMMON IT'S 3AM STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING KAZOO-

Mammon: It's 3AM.

More clips

Lucifer: I beg to differ

MC, without thinking: Then beg

*distant sound of a plate shattering as Mammon rolls on the ground in laughter*

_________________

Lucifer: What kind of fireworks would you recommend?

MC, Levi and Solomon in unison: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.

Lucifer crying later: I don’t even know how Solomon got into the house of lamentation he was supposed to be in the human world.