Lord Of The Flies Au Where They Ac Do Accidentally Summon A Religious Force That Grants Them Like Three

GUITAR MIK

well yes!!!!!! ^^

happy valentines!

i connect my interests with yarn and nails like a maniac Charlie fucking Kelly, obviously-

y. you don’t believe me?

Ralph is Ethan Winters abt 7 decades later and I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. DO U NEED ME TO WALK THROUGH THE STRINGS BC BY HEAVEN AND GOD I WILL

I actually want Jalph to hate eachother so bad, with the only reason they feel compelled by the other is bc they both have the sickest most accurate gaydar ever

It’s like single gay solidarity bc. We’re here. … .. . ..

Gay…. .. . ….. by ourselves n only u can understand me. Damn.

They can sniff out fellow fags like truffle pigs n unfortunately they found fruit

Not even like

“We have to get tg bc we don’t want to be alone”

but like

“Sigh” *beer clink* “Put ‘em there brother.”

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHJT SWITCH PLACES WITH ME AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRS

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

choco baby

midorima is such a freak I love my astrology gf

Yeah sure ofc I can’t hold your hand bc our signs are especially incompatible today im so sorry

no yeah ofc I’ll cleanse myself before stepping in your moon stone room im so sorry

sighs dreamily I love her

he is extremely bored bc he needs his credits but knows everything alr so he switches into some of ur classes just to try and oust your position as top grade

fuck i want college L hcs. other than strawberry soju i think he would also love strawberry geek bar LMAOO

RIGHT THAT CAME FROM MY FRICKING DOME

I guess we all agree blondes r evil, with gingers being just a little more sinister

took zero time to get acclimated as soon as I found out. Like yeah the only thing more in character is having ur hair color be even eviler prick

I thought Jack was the blonde one for so long and Ralph was just brunette

Again idfk how I was reading the book to come to this conclusion