Midorima Is Such A Freak I Love My Astrology Gf

hating bitches is a very slicked fucking slope bc one wrong phrase, let’s use Go Fuck Yourself for instance, and it snowballs into toxic yuri faster than I can finish my slander tweet and it drives me up the goddamn wall

bc bc- why am I telling you to go pleasure urself, that’s MY hobby, so now the only natural course of spiteful action is to run on home and fuck myself even harder than ur presumed fucking of self bc I’ll be damned if I let a bitch I hate orgasm better than me.

but now, hand down pants and moaning up a storm, I have to then consider just how hard opp regularly fucks themselves and amp my own fucking by three thousand percent, and then. and then.

And then im just

masturbating to opps face. And that’s. That’s gay.

FUCK

resident evil 7 u make me sob every time

I always forget how bad I love the intimacy of it all until I watch Ethan shiver in the corner and cuss like a teacher finally cutting themselves some slack and allowing a notable shit to cut into the noise of a misbehaving fourth grade classroom, and fucking Leon Kennedy backflip over chainsaws and sit on a thrown for shiggles as he saves the presidents daughter back to back

resident evil 7 was a stroke of old fashioned emotional horror in a series of action kickass plots and im so insanely like crazy abt it

it gives me the same feeling of a warm mug heating up my hands on an early morning as I watch a bird prance along a tree branch and for some reason im hit with an overwhelming appreciation for life yk

I love u Ethan Winters, u mean multiple worlds to me. Atleast half a dozen

I do fw extended cut lord of the flies where Simon and Peter aren’t killed until like three to four years later, because not only would it be heart crushing in inevitability, but it’s more understood to evb complicit and implicitly involved

Like yeah we did sit on this for a while… Haven’t changed my mind tho- Roger, ready the rock

L feels nothing when listening to music

Like not a tap in his toes or a drum in his fingers

Fucking Freak

*wakes up from self-induced art coma*

Anyways here’s some 1 panel comics I made featuring some of my favourite Naruto fanfic tropes that make me giggle a little bit :)

We’ve got-

Naruto’s Uzumaki genes locking in when it comes to sealing

Gai’s “Power of Youth” ocean at a sunset rainbows and sparkles visuals just being a genjutsu he does

And then we’ve got the in-universe lore specific cursing

If I had more foresight I’d tag fics that include these but uhhhh forgor…

These are fun, I kinda wanna do more. So if y’all like this I just might teehee >:)

Okay thank you bye~

tsukishima and i would be such toxic yaoi

Reddit AU where lawlight posts on r/AITA (am I the asshole) everytime they have a disagreement and it chronicles out of control to the point they're famous and everyone pretty much knows its Kira and L.

me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject

perverted but very well abt it

hashtag acceptance

I need someone to moan wantonly as I play with the cat ears they’ve clipped on

- stay with me-

in the same way lesbians deepthroat straps alr