No Im. Im Not Doing Jumping Jacks On The Dick

the boys to Simon in chapter 9

wyd when my gang pull up

yeah I almost dropped lotf too when I picked it up it was a very slow engine starter and then when I ac cared it was over

Also they spent so damn long talking abt the damn pink coral like I GET IT. ITS AN ISLAND FUCK

im rule 63 autogynephilia

its just me and my cowboy husband against my adhd ass

canon

I don’t post abt Simon enough but I rlly don’t have much to say abt this guy

I’m very fond of him

But like. That’s it. I can’t write stupid headcanons abt him bc I don’t want to slander him and I don’t write anything grounded bc there’s rlly nothing I can say that hasn’t been interpreted alr

But I feel he’s been neglected despite being so high in my favs list so. Simon Appreciation Post

fear and hunger can also work as the name of a 2000s highschool comedy. that could be the angsty version of Mean Girls if they committed to the body shaming toxicity of their time and gave Cady anorexia just saying

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

I can’t stand this cunt and his alpha pheromones

Stop scenting ur teammates and kiss me queer boy

Is that precum in your pants or is your penis just chopping onions