I Don’t Post Abt Simon Enough But I Rlly Don’t Have Much To Say Abt This Guy

sasunaru to me is what the perspiration on the fishermen’s hand is to the dying trout

sweet succulent life sustaining liquid gold u r

idc if ur too unique niche freak to appreciate the yin and yang populating the mainstream ships i rlly couldn’t give a fuck if u pounded one right into my g-spot

they didn’t run so insert homoerotic rivalry can walk here- no

they leisurely strolled down a dirt path barren of greenery, and from their mere presence flowers of shining beauty and grace thence forth sprouted from the infertile earth, and life was once again colorful with impossible life

they yearned so hard that a sexual relationship can only begin to scratch the intimacy these two crave from one another

they hump and fuck like rabid dogs bc there is no other way to be closer and they’ve tried to crack each other open violently too frequently and fruitlessly to blindly let it be their solution again

there is no absolving the space between their freakish hearts- all big and pumping and so full of love and hurt they sometimes don’t know the difference

soulmates twin flames heart parallels-

all the labels and words and terms are never enough bc they aren’t woven tg thread of skin to thread of goddamn skin and they can’t fucking cope with the reality that that isn’t an option

so watch it u porn addled fiends, bc if the anal is anything less than deeply sentimental and overwhelming and wound melding and soul crushing and peace reaching, you’re writing them wrong

they need no less then to eat each other alive, but they settle for rushed blowjobs and cockwarming occasionalities

they need no less then to reach a hand into the others chest and feel their own heart beating alive in their palm, but they settle for sucking hickeys into the pulsing sound beckoning through their throat

they need no less then to kill each other, but would fall into such ironic tragedy in the aftermath of voids and oblivion and piercing numbness that’ll colors their finger tips purple while burning their eyes crimson from cold, eternal oceans of unshed salt, so they settle for loving each other

they don’t blend or dance or toe the line of obsession and hatred and love and humanity and feeling

They Are That Line

and I’ll be damned if the general consensus between the two remains the misconception of cheap and easy Enemies-To-LoversTM

fuck u

treat my yaoi with the reverent touch u would bow to a shrine to and the ears opened eye widened awe you reserve for humanities greatest living legends, and then up the dosage of pure admiration by a hundred and ten fucking percent

Light Yagami x Eren Yeager…. hm I feel strongly abt this

don’t know which direction tho I’ll keep yall posted

have u ever had to curb the burning disgust boiling ur stomach skin alive bc that stupid bitchmo in social situation xzy won’t catch a fucking clue and honor suicide to finally atone for the intensity and quantity of days they ruin just by freely expressing themselves to others like anyone else gives a hot fucking damn?

this is how I feel abt yamaguchi manlet bastard tadashi

Go hop on the roof of a train and then get decapitated by an incoming tunnel u horses ass fuck u and ur faggotity ass backstory u good for nothing piece of filth I hate u and everything u stand for u twink bait get pumped and dumped beta lil lil lil BITCH boy

is Jack’s being a redhead foreshadowing for his evilness? idk, take it up with my 8th grade book report, which violently states it is

hating bitches is a very slicked fucking slope bc one wrong phrase, let’s use Go Fuck Yourself for instance, and it snowballs into toxic yuri faster than I can finish my slander tweet and it drives me up the goddamn wall

bc bc- why am I telling you to go pleasure urself, that’s MY hobby, so now the only natural course of spiteful action is to run on home and fuck myself even harder than ur presumed fucking of self bc I’ll be damned if I let a bitch I hate orgasm better than me.

but now, hand down pants and moaning up a storm, I have to then consider just how hard opp regularly fucks themselves and amp my own fucking by three thousand percent, and then. and then.

And then im just

masturbating to opps face. And that’s. That’s gay.

FUCK

yuri

original by handji_kyle on twt

hey- pst! Just dropped on by to say Jack and Peter (piggy) are the true ‘opposites attract’ pairing

Do I hate it? Yes

But I’m a man of honor. And this is true despite how my heart screams at the concept

Jack doesn’t deserve that boy. But they got that barely concealed ugliness about them that makes them amplifiers im sorry

They’re bitter and entitled and feel like they’re smarter and better than evb else for the stupidest reasons

“I should be chief bc I sing a C sharp n am leader of this dumbass choir”

meets

“I’ve read 15 books over summer and get straight As, so evb should listen to me”

and they argue very gayly abt it before teaming up

western narusasusaku 🤠

so evb agrees they’re on some bullshit? yeah hello

I CALL FOUL PLAY THAT QUIZ WAS RIGGED!!!!! RIGGED I TELL YOU!!!!! >:(

HFLSAJDLFAJA I AM ONLY SPEAKING THE TRUTH !!!!