“it’s Never That Deep” Yeah Maybe For Ur Quivering Two Inch Weiner It’s Not

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I don’t post abt Simon enough but I rlly don’t have much to say abt this guy

I’m very fond of him

But like. That’s it. I can’t write stupid headcanons abt him bc I don’t want to slander him and I don’t write anything grounded bc there’s rlly nothing I can say that hasn’t been interpreted alr

But I feel he’s been neglected despite being so high in my favs list so. Simon Appreciation Post

happy valentine's day!!

the choir boys being the army and also madlads of the story is so funny bc like yeah band kids r chronic and yeah, ykw yeah, this checks out

doesn’t make it any less funny post island

“yeah those assholes hunted me down and tried to kill me”

“… those ones? doesn’t Merridew make passive aggressive comments to the teacher so he can tell on people without ac telling?”

“… yes. that’s- sigh- that’s yeah.”

are we still into sally face? bc I am. I Am.

you're in his dms. i'm getting under his skin. i am grating him like a cheese. he is clenching his jaw so hard i feel a crack in a tooth when we make out

come over and we can *checks notes* watch youtube yaoi otome playthrough

LMFAOOOOOO this is so fucking famous I need fanart and subreddits now

vampire reader x L fic i will always think of you

lord of the flies my fucking goat

Ik it’s obvious but they’re such dicks like they all dog pile on piggy for Fat. and the only nice fucker here is Simon, who’s described as Queer.

these r boys they’re all ragtag and assholes and lwk stupid asf but like they have the potential not be they just choose to be

All this to say, pls stop writing ralph as an angel or a little ball of sweetness or even as smart as piggy he’s just the same as the others, the only difference is that he can control his whims enough to value survival- he’s not all that exceptional