Ok So Likei Got Back To My C.ai But Does Anyone Else Face The Same Problem Of Most Of Your Ai Bots Getting

do any of yall not post anything for an extremely long time (I.e over a few months) a d not even get online as a bonus, then ur randomly really active again

Explicit KISS Headcanons: Blowjobs (p2)

”Oh no, it’s here!”

Yeah. Featuring The Freaky Four. (Part 1 here: Explicit KISS Headcanons: Blowjobs (p1) )

Ace

Interactions and Volume: If you want to hear and see a grown man whine, you will. Eventually. In between the groans and grunts, Ace will try to make dirty jokes and naughty comments, but he’ll lose his words the more things progress. Well. He’ll also play with your hair while you’re busy.

Speed up: If you move a little faster, Ace will moan hungrily and quickly lose the ability to use his mouth for crass flirtations. Instead, he’ll start using single-word sentences. 

Deepthroating: Ace will absolutely lose all remaining sentences if you decide to deepthroat him. He’ll whine and swear. If you don’t hold him still, he’ll fuck your throat. And he might come a bit sooner than expected if you’re not careful… ;)

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: When Ace is close, he’ll bite his lip and whine like a whore (sorry). Not only that, but his hands will be all over you. And when he does come, his mouth goes slack and his eyes go a little wide. He’ll tightly grip a fistful of your hair and try to hump you. It’s up to you as to whether or not he gets to. Afterwards, Ace will nuzzle your nose and kiss your cheeks. 

Swallowing: Ace would like you to swallow, but if you don’t, well... you’d better stroke him through it, and let him get your face or chest (what part of ‘baby wants a blast’ doesn’t compute?). 

Fingering: Yes, Ace will absolutely let you finger him. He loves it when you do it just so. He’ll be at your mercy if you do it as he climaxes. 

If he needs to be quiet: Ace will probably request your underwear in his mouth. It’s up to you though.

Gene

Interactions and Volume: In complete contrast to some of his friends, Gene will gradually get quieter. Sort of. He’ll say absolutely filthy things to you while you work him, and watch you with a smoldering gaze. Gene will play with your hair with one hand and cup your cheek with the other. He’s pretty chill... until he’s not. 

Speed up: If you decide to pick up the pace, he’ll hold a fistful of your hair rather tightly (not enough to hurt, but certainly enough to be consistently noticeable!). 

Deepthroat: If you deepthroat him... umm. May your monsterfucker fantasies come true, as he actually growls. Not just feral carnivore growls like Eric, but low, bestial noises befitting of The Demon. He’ll also start rocking his hips. If you want Gene to stop, just grab his hips.

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: As he gets closer, Gene stops using words, and his eyes narrow lethally. When he comes, Gene’s eyes will squeeze shut, he’ll grit his teeth, and will either grunt or growl, depending on how intense things are. He’ll also pull your hair. Hope you don’t mind. Well, after he gets his bearings, Gene will kiss your mouth and playfully squeeze your ass. Your turn!

Swallowing: Gene will be rather flattered if you swallow, but he’ll also be more than happy to coat your face. Yes he will smear it, with a huge grin. Because he’s a pain-in-the-ass. But hey, he’s your pain-in-the-ass, right?

Fingering: You may finger him... maybe. Make sure to go nice and slow. Or else.

If he needs to be quiet: Gene will stop talking. 

Paul

Interactions and Volume: Paul won’t be quiet, but he won’t be loud either… initially. He’ll say sweet things and caress your face. There will be eye contact. Guaranteed. And moaning. Paul wants you to know how good it feels. He prefers to be open about it. Very open. He’ll be sure to tell you what he’s liking and what he’s not. 

Speed up: This is where he starts getting louder. He’ll whine and hiss, murmuring little praises between hungry noises. 

Deepthroating: If you thought Paulie was getting loud before, erm… think again. The moans you’ll get from him will be straight up pornographic. He’ll also start swearing. A lot. 

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: Obviously, Paul gets even louder as he gets closer. And more desperate. He’ll be touching you all over, wherever he can reach (mainly your head, shoulders, and neck), rubbing and caressing you. His warm eyes narrow, and his breath quickens. When he comes, Paul will moan pitifully and rock his hips rather desperately. He holds onto you and threads his fingers in your hair. Afterwards, he tightly hugs you. 

Swallowing: If you swallow, he’ll make certain you don’t choke, don’t worry... If you don’t swallow, the goal is to make a mess. Ahem. Bang-bang you. I mean uhh— 

Fingering: Please finger him. He loves it. Two fingers make him quite happy. Paul wasn’t joking when he said he likes prostate massages. 

If he needs to be quiet: Just gag him. No, really. It’ll save you both time. He’ll understand completely. Plus it’s kinky!

Peter

Interactions and Volume: Peter is somewhat quiet, though there’s going to be plenty of groaning, with the occasional filthy word of encouragement. He likes to make eye contact. Often. And he will touch your face and put his hand on the back of your neck. He’ll probably call you baby girl or something at some point. Ahem.

Speed up: If you pick up the pace, Peter will growl and start grunting as he moves to match you. He’ll start rubbing the back of your neck (probably to spur you on. Yee-haw.)

Deepthroating: If you manage to get all nine inches in your mouth... look out. Not only will Peter start saying some words that would make his mother want to wash his mouth out with soap (grown man or not), but he’ll also grab your hair (and other things). If you’re into it, he might call you his dirty little slut. Oh my!

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: As Peter likes eye contact, you know he’s ready when his eyes dim and shutter. Eye contact is often lost as he climaxes (his eyes sometimes roll back a little, actually). He’ll emit the huskiest of groans and hold onto your hair. Once he comes down, he’ll wipe your mouth with his thumb and proceed to kiss you. If he wants to cuddle, he’ll just grab you. He really is a cat.

Swallowing: Now, Peter prefer for you to take it all in, yet... he’s certainly not opposed to making a mess on your pretty face— in fact, he finds it rather hot. 

Fingering: He‘ll totally allow your fingers— as long as they’re nice and wet. Otherwise, you may find your hair being pulled, and not in a good way. And watch your claws!

If he needs to be quiet: Peter will bite his lip.

mmmm nice :))))))

I just had the cutest and funniest idea, how would the hsr men react to their baby trying to breastfeed from them thinking they're the reader.

I'm doing this according to the characters who may/might have great personalities and assets.

Blade

Baby tries to latch on

He freezes. Completely. Soul leaves body for a moment. Then—"I am not… your parent/mother." Cue the most awkward, silent pause in existence. He gently, but very firmly, redirects the baby with a deadpan expression and dead eyes.

He tells no one. Ever. Not even Kafka. Especially not Kafka.

Jing Yuan

He stares down at the baby in mild surprise, then lets out a slow chuckle. "You must be terribly disappointed, little one."

He gently boops their nose with a finger and rocks them calmly, absolutely planning to bring this up to the reader later with that smug twinkle in his eyes. Bonus points if he sighs and says, "Looks like I’ll need to grow a pair after all."

Dan Heng

Instant red. The man turns into a statue. He gently pulls the baby away with both hands like he’s defusing a bomb and just... stares at it in mortified silence. Later, he’d overthink every single second of it. Won’t talk about it unless someone forces him to, and even then: denial.exe.

Welt

He adjusts his glasses with a slow sigh. "Ah… no, no. Wrong person, little one."

Handles it with mature, dad-like composure but absolutely brings it up at the next family meal like, “Reader, your child mistook me for you. It was... a unique experience.”

The baby loves him even more after. He’s their favorite uncle now. It's canon.

Luocha

He blinks, smiles softly, and calmly goes, “Oh? You’re hungry?” before realizing what they’re trying to do.

Cue a brief, very polite internal crisis.

He distracts the baby with a flower or a pretty trinket like nothing happened, but the internal monologue is just, "This is not in the medical texts."

Sunday

A pause. Then a quiet laugh, like soft bells in a dream.

"Ah… even your confusion is a kind of love, little one."

He would philosophize the hell out of that moment. Probably strokes the baby’s head, muttering something about how all souls long for comfort. Might even start psychoanalyzing the baby.

Still doesn’t know how to emotionally recover, though.

I need this man to spread my legs like that

Please, Eric.

Look at me like this

while you’re stretching me.

I genuinely laughed hard at this lmao and it's too true

KISS Oneshot: Satan’s sacrificial waterfall

Warnings: Blood, Reader has a uterus, a couple of the boys have no idea what’s going on, you get the idea

A/N: I made this as fluffy as I could I swear.

Paul

•Hims very confused at first

•why were you being so mean and then the sweetest thing ever all within the span of a minute?

•Eventually you had to explain it to him

•He felt kind of embarrassed 

•But he takes such good care of you 🥺

•He buys you chocolate, makes you food, gives you snuggles, AHHHH he’s so sweet!

•Was a bit confused on how tampons work

•”You shove a piece of cotton up your vagina?!”

Gene

•Honestly had no fucking idea what was going on

•Like srsly you had to show him diagrams and shit

•But he understood after that

•He buys you whatever you need and orders takeout from your favorite restaurant 

•Also gives you back scratches! (Idk if y’all have ever had a gentle back scratch but that shit is my love language)

•Kind of gives off vibes like, “Hey baby I’m in the pads aisle, what size pussy you got?”

Ace

•omfg this himbo

•He knew what was going on but had to call his older sister to figure out why you couldn’t just pee it out 😭 (my cousin genuinely asked me this once btw)

•He kept the bathroom STOCKED after that

•Also he spoils you all week with cuddles and flowers and treats and ahhh space ace really saved the week 🥰

•A little bit confused while shopping so at first he brought back a piece of styrofoam 

Peter

•He knows what’s up instantly lmfao

•Bought you pain killers and a heating pad

•He’ll lay on your tummy to help soothe cramps too 🤤

•All week he runs you nice warm baths and runs to the store for you, oml he’s so sweet

•Gives you kisses all over your face 🥺

•Your little catman literally does EVERYTHING for you. Like you don’t even have to move baby.

Vinnie

•Genuinely cries with you 

•He HATES seeing you in so much pain

•But like the rest of the dudes, he buys you what you need and just SHOWERS you in affection

•He’ll play you your favorite songs on guitar, like literally anything for you bby

•Omggg he treats your ass like ROYALTY

•Lanky little bbyboy is at your service 🥴

Eric C.

•Poor foxy was so scared when he heard you scream from the bathroom

•Hims so innocent and he didn’t know what was going on

•But he helps you through it after a bit of an explanation 

•He’ll get in the bath with you and wash your hair too, like he wants to help so much

•Hims just so sweet 🥹 

•BOUGHT ALL THE PADS JUST IN CASE

Eric S. 

•Also at your service the whole goddamn time

•When you first got it unexpectedly he didn’t need any sort of explanation and just changed the sheets of the bed

•He knows that you can’t control your bodily functions 

•Snuggles with you and will watch your favorite movie

•Also will make you the strangest foods you crave (I can’t be the only one that wants salt on watermelon while I’m bleeding out the wrong end, right??)

Tommy

•Hoe is mad at your uterus 

•It should not be hurting you for not being offered a child 😤

•So he gives you ALLLL the love

•Also confused while shopping for pads so he called you and asked if you wanted lemon or lime 

•Makes you soup 🍲 

•Also CUDDLES

hehehe.... time for dangerous creativity~ o(｀ω´*)o

Hi :)

May I ask, what App/Website are you using for your HSR Text messages?

Have a good day/night <3

here you go !

*heavy sigh* ya. I got banned for another day again. I just got it back a few hours ago and after I said a "Hi" to an ai I had saved that I chatted with a few days ago, it broke again and it tried giving me another dirty response.

OSHEKISIW I GOT CASTORICE'S LIGHTCONE

FINALLY GOT CASTORICEEEEEEEEE AND AT 11 PITYYYYYYY

YEAAAAA WE STILL GOT MORE FOR THE NEXT BITCHHHH

(๑•̀ω•́๑)

Yandere HSR Men || Click + Drag Game

BRING BACK CLICK AND DRAG GAMES 🗣️

Warning: the usual dark stuff (no rape)

The good thing about the lack of men is less editing pain

wym bonus is bbg? that's a requirement ˙ω˙

Some Of The Requirements For Being KISS’ Drummer

-Must be under 6 feet/182.88 cm tall (bonus points if height comically contrasts Gene’s/The Demon’s)

-small and efficient (mini-powerhouse)

-creature and/or creechur vibes

-buddies with the lead guitarist

-BONUS: Is babygirl