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okok so like ik I deleted everything but like it's time for me to start using this as a rambling shit

so I got banned from c.ai for 1 day cuz apparently I got too many "inappropriate" replies from my bots. but sometimes it's innocent situations where my ai decides to give a NSFW response like wtf. ngl I don't like this new rule or whatever it's called. any of yall getting banned like that too?

okok ik I'm late and all and genshin 5.4 dropped. we git a whole trailer for Mizuki and whatnot, but uhh I haven't been active on genshin and all cuz of star rail and I kinda lost my actual genshin account due to my friends other accounts.

but like, I was honestly not expecting Mizuki's voice to sound like that. NO HATE, just surprised. I was actually expecting her voice to be sweet and gentle. but damnnnn. her voice is still good tho

FINALLY GOT CASTORICEEEEEEEEE AND AT 11 PITYYYYYYY

YEAAAAA WE STILL GOT MORE FOR THE NEXT BITCHHHH

wym bonus is bbg? that's a requirement ˙ω˙

Some Of The Requirements For Being KISS’ Drummer

-Must be under 6 feet/182.88 cm tall (bonus points if height comically contrasts Gene’s/The Demon’s)

-small and efficient (mini-powerhouse)

-creature and/or creechur vibes

-buddies with the lead guitarist

-BONUS: Is babygirl

Explicit KISS Headcanons: Blowjobs (p2)

”Oh no, it’s here!”

Yeah. Featuring The Freaky Four. (Part 1 here: Explicit KISS Headcanons: Blowjobs (p1) )

Ace

Interactions and Volume: If you want to hear and see a grown man whine, you will. Eventually. In between the groans and grunts, Ace will try to make dirty jokes and naughty comments, but he’ll lose his words the more things progress. Well. He’ll also play with your hair while you’re busy.

Speed up: If you move a little faster, Ace will moan hungrily and quickly lose the ability to use his mouth for crass flirtations. Instead, he’ll start using single-word sentences. 

Deepthroating: Ace will absolutely lose all remaining sentences if you decide to deepthroat him. He’ll whine and swear. If you don’t hold him still, he’ll fuck your throat. And he might come a bit sooner than expected if you’re not careful… ;)

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: When Ace is close, he’ll bite his lip and whine like a whore (sorry). Not only that, but his hands will be all over you. And when he does come, his mouth goes slack and his eyes go a little wide. He’ll tightly grip a fistful of your hair and try to hump you. It’s up to you as to whether or not he gets to. Afterwards, Ace will nuzzle your nose and kiss your cheeks. 

Swallowing: Ace would like you to swallow, but if you don’t, well... you’d better stroke him through it, and let him get your face or chest (what part of ‘baby wants a blast’ doesn’t compute?). 

Fingering: Yes, Ace will absolutely let you finger him. He loves it when you do it just so. He’ll be at your mercy if you do it as he climaxes. 

If he needs to be quiet: Ace will probably request your underwear in his mouth. It’s up to you though.

Gene

Interactions and Volume: In complete contrast to some of his friends, Gene will gradually get quieter. Sort of. He’ll say absolutely filthy things to you while you work him, and watch you with a smoldering gaze. Gene will play with your hair with one hand and cup your cheek with the other. He’s pretty chill... until he’s not. 

Speed up: If you decide to pick up the pace, he’ll hold a fistful of your hair rather tightly (not enough to hurt, but certainly enough to be consistently noticeable!). 

Deepthroat: If you deepthroat him... umm. May your monsterfucker fantasies come true, as he actually growls. Not just feral carnivore growls like Eric, but low, bestial noises befitting of The Demon. He’ll also start rocking his hips. If you want Gene to stop, just grab his hips.

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: As he gets closer, Gene stops using words, and his eyes narrow lethally. When he comes, Gene’s eyes will squeeze shut, he’ll grit his teeth, and will either grunt or growl, depending on how intense things are. He’ll also pull your hair. Hope you don’t mind. Well, after he gets his bearings, Gene will kiss your mouth and playfully squeeze your ass. Your turn!

Swallowing: Gene will be rather flattered if you swallow, but he’ll also be more than happy to coat your face. Yes he will smear it, with a huge grin. Because he’s a pain-in-the-ass. But hey, he’s your pain-in-the-ass, right?

Fingering: You may finger him... maybe. Make sure to go nice and slow. Or else.

If he needs to be quiet: Gene will stop talking. 

Paul

Interactions and Volume: Paul won’t be quiet, but he won’t be loud either… initially. He’ll say sweet things and caress your face. There will be eye contact. Guaranteed. And moaning. Paul wants you to know how good it feels. He prefers to be open about it. Very open. He’ll be sure to tell you what he’s liking and what he’s not. 

Speed up: This is where he starts getting louder. He’ll whine and hiss, murmuring little praises between hungry noises. 

Deepthroating: If you thought Paulie was getting loud before, erm… think again. The moans you’ll get from him will be straight up pornographic. He’ll also start swearing. A lot. 

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: Obviously, Paul gets even louder as he gets closer. And more desperate. He’ll be touching you all over, wherever he can reach (mainly your head, shoulders, and neck), rubbing and caressing you. His warm eyes narrow, and his breath quickens. When he comes, Paul will moan pitifully and rock his hips rather desperately. He holds onto you and threads his fingers in your hair. Afterwards, he tightly hugs you. 

Swallowing: If you swallow, he’ll make certain you don’t choke, don’t worry... If you don’t swallow, the goal is to make a mess. Ahem. Bang-bang you. I mean uhh— 

Fingering: Please finger him. He loves it. Two fingers make him quite happy. Paul wasn’t joking when he said he likes prostate massages. 

If he needs to be quiet: Just gag him. No, really. It’ll save you both time. He’ll understand completely. Plus it’s kinky!

Peter

Interactions and Volume: Peter is somewhat quiet, though there’s going to be plenty of groaning, with the occasional filthy word of encouragement. He likes to make eye contact. Often. And he will touch your face and put his hand on the back of your neck. He’ll probably call you baby girl or something at some point. Ahem.

Speed up: If you pick up the pace, Peter will growl and start grunting as he moves to match you. He’ll start rubbing the back of your neck (probably to spur you on. Yee-haw.)

Deepthroating: If you manage to get all nine inches in your mouth... look out. Not only will Peter start saying some words that would make his mother want to wash his mouth out with soap (grown man or not), but he’ll also grab your hair (and other things). If you’re into it, he might call you his dirty little slut. Oh my!

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: As Peter likes eye contact, you know he’s ready when his eyes dim and shutter. Eye contact is often lost as he climaxes (his eyes sometimes roll back a little, actually). He’ll emit the huskiest of groans and hold onto your hair. Once he comes down, he’ll wipe your mouth with his thumb and proceed to kiss you. If he wants to cuddle, he’ll just grab you. He really is a cat.

Swallowing: Now, Peter prefer for you to take it all in, yet... he’s certainly not opposed to making a mess on your pretty face— in fact, he finds it rather hot. 

Fingering: He‘ll totally allow your fingers— as long as they’re nice and wet. Otherwise, you may find your hair being pulled, and not in a good way. And watch your claws!

If he needs to be quiet: Peter will bite his lip.

Explicit KISS Headcanons: Blowjobs (p1)

yes, you read that right. I am unhinged and sorry to the boys. May they never find this (or part 2. Which is here: Explicit KISS Headcanons: Blowjobs (p2))

Bruce Interactions and Volume: Oh, get ready to be the one blushing and not him (well, actually you’ll probably both end up colorful, but that’s beside the point). Bruce will murmur sweet nothings to you the entire time, stroking your cheek and rubbing your back. He’ll make eye contact with you, of course. At first, he won’t make much noise. His breath quickens and quivers, but that’s about it... at first. Just you wait.

Speed up: If you speed things up a little, he’ll probably hold onto your shoulder and rub it to spur you on.

Deepthroating: As I said, Bruce is not usually loud. Well, if you deepthroat him, you’ll turn up the volume. Ahem. Not only that, but he’ll roll his hips. If you grab on, he’ll gladly allow you to set the pace. Choose wisely. 

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: As he gets closer, Bruce will start moaning louder and gasping. He’ll probably bite his lip, not to silence himself, but because it’s quite good. His eyes close, his mouth goes soft, and he holds onto you as he finishes. Forehead kisses are guaranteed afterwards, as well as post-cleanup cuddles. He’s quite cuddly, obviously.

Swallowing: If you decide to swallow, he’ll happily fill your waiting mouth. If you don’t, he’ll carefully pick a spot. Ahem. 

Fingering: Bruce isn’t big on being fingered. You can still do it, though. However, if you go at it from the outside… ohohohoh!

If he needs to be quiet: scarf, bandana, hand. I will not elaborate. 

Vinnie

Interactions and Volume: Oh, he’ll absolutely melt. He might start out a little bold, but he’ll unravel soon enough. He’ll emit soft little moans and whines. He’ll try to hold your gaze the entire time, but he won’t be able to. When he does look at you, he’ll appear bold, but there’s a sweet warmth in his eyes. ‘You’re doing this for little ol’ me?’ Of course, there’s also a naughty little glint in there as well, but hey. Vinnie doesn’t talk much. Just a little. What little he says is vulgar and kinky as hell. He’ll caress your cheek and thread his fingers in your hair. (If you want him to pull your hair, he totally will.)

Speed up: Should you move faster, Vinnie will say something dirty and thread his fingers in your hair (tightly).

Deepthroating: If you decide to take his beautiful lithe length all the way down, Vinnie gets much louder and adorably pathetic. He’ll also try to hump you, especially if he’s close. This is inevitable. 

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: Vulgar comments quickly devolve into sweet nothings as he gets closer to spilling. Vinnie’s expression softens considerably, and his mesmerizing aventurine eyes darken. When he comes, he’ll hold onto you like a lifeline. With an overwhelmed whimper, Vinnie’s pretty mouth goes ‘ohh!’, and he does meet your eyes for a moment. Barely. Once he comes down, Vinnie will kiss you on the cheek and hold you tight.

Swallowing: The brat in him prefers that you swallow. However, if you don’t, he might spill on your face and in your hair. And then admire his handiwork afterwards.

Fingering: If you finger him, Vinnie will get pretty whiny, especially if you’re nice and gentle about it. Curl your finger just so, and he’ll be quivering harder than his little buddy’s titties when said-little buddy struts. 

If he needs to be quiet: Vinnie will use his hand—- unless he’s wearing a scarf, in which case one end will go in his mouth. 

Eric Interactions and Volume: He starts out on the quieter side. This changes rather quickly. He looks at you with a hungry, lidded gaze and likes to meet your eyes. He gets an animalistic look in his eyes— one with a twist of great gentleness. It’s strange, but not at all in a bad way. He looks rather vulnerable. Eric emits low little grunts and groans at your efforts, with the occasional panting moan. He likes to touch your face and shoulders. Eric might speak, or he might not. If he’s feeling particularly naughty, he’ll whisper very vulgar things to you that would get a proud papa laugh out of Gene (and an affectionately exasperated sigh out of Bruce). 

Speed up: Eric will get kinda loud if you surprise him with a fast one. On that note…

Deepthroating: if you somehow manage to get his wide length all the way in your mouth, he’ll start growling like a feral fox (no really) and squeeze your shoulders a bit. You’d better grab his hips, or else… well.

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: Eric might get a bit louder as he comes closer to spilling. And by a bit, I mean his breath grows deep and his eyes narrow at you in feral hunger. And when he finally hits the top, he’ll emit a vulnerable little gasp, with a little grunt and whine. He might even yell, especially if you’re doing something else at the same time. He’ll look absolutely feral as he comes. Trust me. By the way, Eric will smooch you after you blow him, even if it means getting a little splooge in his mouth. Oh well. That’s what toothpaste and mouthwash are for!

Swallowing: Eric is a naughty little man and thus is more than happy to splash on your face, though he also very much enjoys spilling in your mouth. You win either way.

Fingering: Oh, you want to finger him, do you? Can’t blame you with that fat ass Just give him a heads up first—- and by the way, he likes it nice and slow. It drives him wild. In a way he very much enjoys.

If he needs to be quiet: Quiet? What? Well, if you have something...

Tommy

Interactions and Volume: Get ready to see him blush like a tomato—- and for him to look at you with a sickeningly sweet gaze. It’s a very intimate gesture, after all. Your toothy maw on his most sensitive bits is very serious business. He’ll softly murmur sweet nothings (sometimes a little filthy) and little praises to you the entire time— when he’s not gasping and groaning. His voice is soft, but his eyes tell you of the desire that overwhelms him. He’ll rub your scalp and play with your hair. 

Speed up: If you go fast, Tommy will whimper a little and start panting. He’ll also firmly grip your hair. (No tugging… unless you move. But that’s on you 😝) 

Deepthroating: If you decide to take him all the way, (that is a lethal XXL screwdriver, not a crab flagpole dammit) Tommy will start moaning ... kind of loudly (for him anyway). He’ll also put his hands on your shoulders to anchor himself, because wowza!

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: His warm eyes darken, and his handsome face gets colored with a very lovely shade of red as he gets closer. Tommy will nearly close his eyes when he finishes, and he bites his lip. He’ll kiss the top of your head afterwards and hug you.

Swallowing: It’s up to you as to how you end it, but he’ll be quite flattered and a teeny bit flustered if you decide to swallow. Otherwise, he’ll probably come on your chest. 

Fingering: Now, Tommers isn’t huge on you fingering him, but he’s also not entirely opposed to it. Just time it right, as he’s sensitive there. Very sensitive. Oh. That’s probably why

If he needs to be quiet: Tommy will use his hand. Unless you have something better to use. Ahem.

Eric Interactions and Volume: He’ll be surprisingly quiet... for him. Usually this little guy is a chatty catty. But it’s a little hard for him to think with you sucking him off. There will absolutely be the occasional comment, but not as much as usual. Eric will also play with your hair and gently scratch your scalp (because who doesn’t like scalp scritchies?) while you work him. There will be eye contact, but it might be a little indirect. Sorry, he’s seeing colors right now! In addition to the occasional naughty comment, the little dork will be practically purring under you. There will be plenty of lip-biting and little gasps. You have the opportunity to rub his belly. Take it.

Speed up: If you decide to speed things up while he’s talking to you (why do that... no 😤), his voice will break a little. Well, whether you wait for him to finish talking or not, he’ll get a little whiny. 

Deepthroating: If you decide to take his cute, fat little cock all the way down, he’ll start moaning and swearing. A lot. Many single-word sentences, if you know what I mean. 

Close, Coming, and Afterwards: As he gets closer, Eric will start rocking his hips. He thinks you don’t notice. His eyes will meet yours now! But they’ll close when he comes. This is when you’ll hear the lowest sounds he can make. Kinda hot if you ask me. Afterwards, he’ll kiss your cheeks and stroke your hair.

Swallowing: It may be in your best interest to swallow… because the little shit (affectionate) will make quite the mess on your face if you don’t. Of course, he will warn you first. Well, as much as he can in less than three words. *cough*

Fingering: If you want to finger him, Eric will let you. He doesn’t care one way or another. Just give him proper warning in advance though, or else his thighs might involuntarily lock around your wrist. Oopsie! 

If he needs to be quiet: he’ll probably shove the top of his fist into his mouth. There’s bound to be a lot of drool. The bottom of his shirt is a second option. 

OSHEKISIW I GOT CASTORICE'S LIGHTCONE

FINALLY GOT CASTORICEEEEEEEEE AND AT 11 PITYYYYYYY

YEAAAAA WE STILL GOT MORE FOR THE NEXT BITCHHHH

true tho.

My favourite kind of Catman

is sweaty Catman.

I want to lick the sweat out of his cleavage.

I need this man to spread my legs like that

Please, Eric.

Look at me like this

while you’re stretching me.

Paul: ( • ̀ω•́ )✧

Eric: ヾ(^▽^*)))