So Either Ave Or AiLan (yes Spelled With A L In The Middle)

This absolute baby right here is my fave. It's more for a sentimental reason than any other but that's okay I love them a lot!

After Cubchoo it would be Leafeon, Sobble, Alolan Vulpix, and Frillish's male variant. There's obviously a whole lot more that I love but for now those are my top babies

This is just so good! The COD one made me laugh way to hard😂

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

Y'all I'm not even lying when I say they posted literally right after I posted this!!! I just finished reading and they didn't say anything in the notes so I hope they're fine 💙

It's so strange and funny how the ao3 curse has affected my thought process. I was sitting here genuinely panicking because an ao3 author I've been reading from stopped posting three days ago and they're a daily poster. So my brain immediately jumped to "Oh gods I hope wherever hit them isn't too terrible! I hope it's just a cold and not a burned down house or dead relative!" Gods only on AO3 would you assume the worst immediately because someone missed their weeklies/dailies.

The fact I immediately knew this was from precure. Fucking love Cure Sebastian

I personally think this is what happens when Alfred has to go out as Batman

Short hair but I usually like it up. I don't like horror or rom-com's, I prefer action adventures or fantasy(but I guess if I had to choose, horror)! I don't like most tea or coffees cause they're to bitter, but I guess coffee cause I love the smell. MOON! Why not both, hit up a coffee shop for snacks and have a picnic, or, or, when its cold you can take a walk through a park and then go the the coffee shop! I value all kinds of love, but above all I value familial love the most so I suppose I'd have to go with platonic.

are you a hair up or hair down kinda person? horror movie or a rom-com? do you like coffee or tea? are you moon or sun? park or coffee shop? romantic love or platonic love?

He's an extrovert he just has zero people skills and is rather brash with comments so no one at his school wants to be friends with him. That's okay though because you don't need to be friendly to be an extrovert, just means you don't mind being around other humans in day to day tasks and you can walk out of a grocery store without feeling drained from how many people you had to talk to. So yeah mister "I will literally talk the ear off of a complete stranger about art and space and clothes and the meaning of everything for nearly two hours and hope for the best" is definitely an extrovert. Or at the least just has no info dump filter so he's just excitable.

Idk if this is a hot take but Yusuke is an extrovert

Hello @aidendh who just went through and liked 22 posts on my page mostly of p5 😂

Na but for real hi glad you liked some of my blurbs

This supports my "Sakamoto family just end up adopting Yusuke (because mama sakamoto took one look and said "He's mine now") and Ryuji gets to play big brother to his stupid friend that keeps drinking paint water on accident and they do dumb shit like tag the train tunnels together then go eat beef bowls while Ryuji gushes about his first male crush that just so happens to be both their friend" (he crushes real hard that one) train of thoughts I've been having for some time now so I enjoy it very much, thank you.

Source: The Amazing World of Gumball

Akira: You need to take things a little easier. Okay? And no more big gestures.

Ryuji: Of course, Of course. *Pulls out a Walkie Talkie and whispers* Yusuke, abort, abort!

Yusuke: Uhh..too late.

Ryuji: What do you mean too-

*fireworks go off behind Akira*

Ryuji: *attempting to distract him* Don’t look behind you! I mean, let’s focus on the future. There’s no point in turning back!

Akira: Ryuji! *He looks up at the sky*

*A big firework goes off that says “I love you, Akira” *

Ryuji: Pfft. Nothing to do with me. Must be a different Akira.

*Another firework goes off that says “From Ryuji Sakamoto” *

Ryuji: *laughs nervously* What are the chances?!

*a final firework goes off in the shape of Ryuji's face*

Ryuji: *smiles nervously*

Akira: *rolls his eyes at him and smiles at him*

The fact people feel the need to go anon to do it. Like bro if you don't like someone at least say it as yourself my man!

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

Ah yes peak "Is life even real" commentary from our resident sleep deprived abstract thinkers

[Leblanc at 4AM]

Yusuke: Nothing is on fire. Fire is on other things.

Ren: …?

Yusuke: Apologies. Did I wake you-?

Ren, sitting up: Firetrucks are actually watertrucks.

Yusuke: And most of the stars we see are dead.

Ren: Did the gods make humans? Or did humans make the gods?

Yusuke: Is it too early or too late to have a crisis.