This Supports My "Sakamoto Family Just End Up Adopting Yusuke (because Mama Sakamoto Took One Look And

If an item is in his life long enough he will bond with it and it will have a whole personality (think how people name their car, phone, laptop, couch, plants, toys ect. and treat those things like people) I just like the idea of him talking to the fiat sometimes like "This is the second time you've broken down on this drive. Do you wish to stop for the night? Are you thirsty? I should ask Jigen to look at you."

if anyone ever finds this on their timeline or whatever, give me YOUR (🫵) headcannons (is that how you spell it? i never learned it) about our wonderful Autism Boy, Goemon!!

pretty please,,?

Happy birthday my Rat boiiiiiiis

everyone shut up

and wish Nigel & Patrick Ratburn a happy wedding anniversary 💒 🎂💕

(I don't know what Akiren, Futaba and Yusuke's name in this au is so im gonna use J, F and Y)

F: Come on dude! Just say it once! It'll be funnnnnn.

Y: Yes I must agree. It is quiet a refreshing word to add to your vocabulary... Bababooey.

Ryan: No effin way man! What are you guys? Five?! There's no way I'm saying that!

J: ...... Bababooey.

Ryan: Not you too man!!!

F: *cackling like the actual grimlin she is*

Y: *trying to hide his chuckles. Makes eye contact w/ F*

F & Y : *at the exact same time* BABABOOEY BABABOOEY!!! *Naruto running away from Ryan while he tries to throw rubber band balls at them*

J: *recording it all go down so he can show Sojiro when they get home*

How 6th grader do the pt act

-from a someone with a 6th grader for a sibling.and also went through the public american middle school

Ryuji edition

First off, this isn’t meant to water down ryuji s character and never will be. He’s one of my favorite characters and is easily one of the most misunderstood character second to morgana.

Part 1

If I had to give Ryuji and American name it would have to be Ryan. Not just because it starts with an R but also because just aesthetically.

Ryan

On the track and field team not only in cannon but in his AMSAE.

(American middle school altar ego. )

He called wrestling,tennis, and soccer “gay” (derogatory)

kind of ironic considering he would come out as bi in high school. (Max told me himself)

While he didn’t moan in the back of the classroom as a joke, he did indeed make rubber band and paper projectiles. At one point he even started selling them.

Every doorframe was meant to be hit, no exceptions.

his mom dressed him.

All his outfits were color coordinated, specifically to match the same yellow hoodie he wore every day.

Wore shorts in the dead of winter and said “what do you mean?!!? It’s not cold???”

He never once touched a school lunch his mom packed it for him :)

Got called “mommas boy”

His favorite classes were the specialty classes. He would always sign up for as many as humanly possible.

He was that kid who was friendly with the janitor.

He was part of the “jocks”

And by jocks I mean scrawny 12 year old boys who thought the middle school experience was exactly like high school despite just getting out of elementary school.

School dances are a really big thing. And going with a girlfriend that would ultimately be gone in 3 days was even more important.

He took some random girl and they awkwardly stared at each other.

Despite fitting all the criteria for an annoying asshole that ruined the experience,he only enhanced it.

He was extremely friendly and the younger teachers loved him. They would constantly make an effort to help him get better :)

Part two

I present to you the ryuji AMSAE starter pack.

Part three

I give ryuji 8 stars , he enhanced the middle school experience for everyone. He was friendly funny and the only problematic jokes he made were slightly misogynistic and homophobic. But not intentionally :) he gets a few points knocked off for being the only one to not say bababooey. If you refer to one of my previous posts youll see. It’s honestly a shame . Also those sneakers were a nightmare to look at.

i am crying i can't breathd

Let's go dude!

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

women & bitches love my cavern

The absolute death in my man's eyes! He's so tired, please grandpa Sojiro help him take care of his children. Yusuke might just overhear Ann and take her up on that and bond over being sent to the emergency room together to get their stomachs pumped. Please he's so hungry and she has those random 'i could just do it' moments, please his children are gonna die!

“it’s hard being a single mother when you’re male and have no children”

every moment i spend playing p5/r/s is a moment i spend wondering if the thieves are ok 🤧

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

Y'all I'm not even lying when I say they posted literally right after I posted this!!! I just finished reading and they didn't say anything in the notes so I hope they're fine 💙

It's so strange and funny how the ao3 curse has affected my thought process. I was sitting here genuinely panicking because an ao3 author I've been reading from stopped posting three days ago and they're a daily poster. So my brain immediately jumped to "Oh gods I hope wherever hit them isn't too terrible! I hope it's just a cold and not a burned down house or dead relative!" Gods only on AO3 would you assume the worst immediately because someone missed their weeklies/dailies.