(I don't know what Akiren, Futaba and Yusuke's name in this au is so im gonna use J, F and Y)
F: Come on dude! Just say it once! It'll be funnnnnn.
Y: Yes I must agree. It is quiet a refreshing word to add to your vocabulary... Bababooey.
Ryan: No effin way man! What are you guys? Five?! There's no way I'm saying that!
J: ...... Bababooey.
Ryan: Not you too man!!!
F: *cackling like the actual grimlin she is*
Y: *trying to hide his chuckles. Makes eye contact w/ F*
F & Y : *at the exact same time* BABABOOEY BABABOOEY!!! *Naruto running away from Ryan while he tries to throw rubber band balls at them*
J: *recording it all go down so he can show Sojiro when they get home*
-from a someone with a 6th grader for a sibling.and also went through the public american middle school
Ryuji edition
First off, this isn’t meant to water down ryuji s character and never will be. He’s one of my favorite characters and is easily one of the most misunderstood character second to morgana.
If I had to give Ryuji and American name it would have to be Ryan. Not just because it starts with an R but also because just aesthetically.
Ryan
On the track and field team not only in cannon but in his AMSAE.
(American middle school altar ego. )
He called wrestling,tennis, and soccer “gay” (derogatory)
kind of ironic considering he would come out as bi in high school. (Max told me himself)
While he didn’t moan in the back of the classroom as a joke, he did indeed make rubber band and paper projectiles. At one point he even started selling them.
Every doorframe was meant to be hit, no exceptions.
his mom dressed him.
All his outfits were color coordinated, specifically to match the same yellow hoodie he wore every day.
Wore shorts in the dead of winter and said “what do you mean?!!? It’s not cold???”
He never once touched a school lunch his mom packed it for him :)
Got called “mommas boy”
His favorite classes were the specialty classes. He would always sign up for as many as humanly possible.
He was that kid who was friendly with the janitor.
He was part of the “jocks”
And by jocks I mean scrawny 12 year old boys who thought the middle school experience was exactly like high school despite just getting out of elementary school.
School dances are a really big thing. And going with a girlfriend that would ultimately be gone in 3 days was even more important.
He took some random girl and they awkwardly stared at each other.
Despite fitting all the criteria for an annoying asshole that ruined the experience,he only enhanced it.
He was extremely friendly and the younger teachers loved him. They would constantly make an effort to help him get better :)
I present to you the ryuji AMSAE starter pack.
I give ryuji 8 stars , he enhanced the middle school experience for everyone. He was friendly funny and the only problematic jokes he made were slightly misogynistic and homophobic. But not intentionally :) he gets a few points knocked off for being the only one to not say bababooey. If you refer to one of my previous posts youll see. It’s honestly a shame . Also those sneakers were a nightmare to look at.
Funny story (not really a story or funny but whateves) at my house ever since I was a small child we have never celebrated valentines day with a boyfriend or girlfriend until around six years ago because my siblings boyfriends birthday is on valentines day. We buy or make gifts for each other and make them look all pretty and give them to each other on valentines day. We like to also include friends in this sometimes and in eighth grade I bought a dress a whole bouquet of orange roses chocolate strawberries and a couple stuffies and gave them all to my best friend and we had a whole day of fun! I like my tradition a lot because we include friends family and lovers. To us valentines is a day for relationships and love, that includes all types of relationships and all types of love.
Killer: Let's play a little game! You answer all of the questions right, and I'll let you go!
Character: you see that'd be nice and all if
I cared enough
I didn't already want to biff it
I actually knew what the shit anything your about to ask me means
You weren't going to kill me anyways even if I get everything right, and you are so don't try to hide it
Killer: ... What? Aren't you supposed to be scared?
Character: Bold of you to assume I still have functioning emotions left. Now are you gonna kill me or... what?
imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
Firstly I would like to say I know this is probably a critical role VA joke. Having said that I think as characters they really would make a fun group and I fully believe they'd work on The Rule of Cool (against Theo's wishes probably). I think Yusuke would be delighted in sitting down and making character art and minis for everyone just for fun. Rise probably has music pulled up for the game and offered to give songs to whoever is playing a music based bard. Akihiko brought energy drinks and snacks for the game (Yusuke ate them all the first session and he's brought them ever since). The sibling need for Margaret to bully Theo every chance she gets is through the roof with this game. And Teddy is just trying to pull off the most asinine shit at every turn (He chose human fighter of this I am almost certain) Also the whole group is part of the ones fucking up the WOTC right now and I can't be convinced otherwise. Akechi is out here pulling up every receipt of those documents 🤣. Also I think Jun from p2 would also fit in with this group. Btw the sheer amount of would be bards in this group is hilarious!
Sorry about this tangent I just like persona and DnD a lot.
I can’t place it but I think they’d have a great dnd game together
... Okay I still do... but hey they're comfy (sometimes)! Hell I don't even have pillows, just stuffies...
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Not gonna say how old I am but definitely younger than 45 and older then 12 so, yeah, cool.
everyone in the notes is either “turning 45 in june!!!” or “does in three years count?? 😫😫😫”
I've found it. The best post not only does it have great facts but its also an Ed, Edd & Eddie meme!
Sanji is that employee that can deal with any asshole old man or dumbass teen boy but the minute a Karen or spoiled girl walks in "Robin, Robin I need help. She said I tried to poison her cause she's allergic to peanuts but she ordered peanut butter ice cream! Help😭" And here comes work Mama Robin to the rescue of her little emo duckling because someone has to look out for this child. She pulls the "Anyways you are now loitering and if you do not leave I will call the authorities or handle you myself. Have a nice day 😊"
the sanji and robin dynamic to me is just, a woman in her late 20s and a teenager that work at baskin robins together and became work besties
Well if this ain't me then, well then I guess it ain't me, but it is so mleh
Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*
This makes me smile so hard I love this all 😂
Hi Hi call me Kai He/They/Ze Panromantic Aegosexual I struggle with tones so please be patient with me! 💙
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