The Most Relatable Fucking Thing I've Ever Seen!

Have still never watched it. One of my bf watched all the way through and loved it. The other watched it on and off and the finale, they did not like it a lot and he gets upset about most episodes so neither of them talk about it with the other. The only media I've consumed are clips/scenes my partners have shown me (not full episodes as they know I don't like it so usually just meme stuff), and d20's A Crown Of Candy and The Ravening War (which is dnd GOT meets Candy Land and it's amazing cause I love the whole party and the dm!!!). But yeah never sat down to watch it and never will.

Let's go dude!

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Honestly me talking to my mom! This is the type of shit I say to her. I. Am. The. Robot.

This is the greatest thing I've come across in awhile😂

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

This shit right here gonna make me cry

I just started this art piece for my partner's b-day in April. One of his favorite characters is Geld from 'Reincarnated as a Slime' especially since Kokobu (a goblin child that's pretty much his daughter at this point) made an appearance (I love them too honestly)

Anyways here's the base sketch!!!

And here's Kokobu all by herself because I love her so much!!!

I admit I'm biased I got the rough sketch of Geld done and immediately started Kokobu and now she's further along then Geld... Anyways I'm gonna try and finish the sketch by tonight fingers crossed it goes well!!!

So where we going first boys girls and non-newtonians. "Abandoned murder family cabin", "Big creepy tree with a face that bleeds" or "Moss covered undead cemetery (with fountain)". There's other stuff but to be honest I want to hit the best places before they fill up to much. We can hit up "Haunted semi-burnt down water wheel factory" or "Dead kids tree swing over deep river" first if you want, their spirits usually only come out during dusk anyway.

can't wait to go to the haunted forest next weekend

This is just so good! The COD one made me laugh way to hard😂

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

A literal mood of 80% of my life.

(I don't know what Akiren, Futaba and Yusuke's name in this au is so im gonna use J, F and Y)

F: Come on dude! Just say it once! It'll be funnnnnn.

Y: Yes I must agree. It is quiet a refreshing word to add to your vocabulary... Bababooey.

Ryan: No effin way man! What are you guys? Five?! There's no way I'm saying that!

J: ...... Bababooey.

Ryan: Not you too man!!!

F: *cackling like the actual grimlin she is*

Y: *trying to hide his chuckles. Makes eye contact w/ F*

F & Y : *at the exact same time* BABABOOEY BABABOOEY!!! *Naruto running away from Ryan while he tries to throw rubber band balls at them*

J: *recording it all go down so he can show Sojiro when they get home*

How 6th grader do the pt act

-from a someone with a 6th grader for a sibling.and also went through the public american middle school

Ryuji edition

First off, this isn’t meant to water down ryuji s character and never will be. He’s one of my favorite characters and is easily one of the most misunderstood character second to morgana.

Part 1

If I had to give Ryuji and American name it would have to be Ryan. Not just because it starts with an R but also because just aesthetically.

Ryan

On the track and field team not only in cannon but in his AMSAE.

(American middle school altar ego. )

He called wrestling,tennis, and soccer “gay” (derogatory)

kind of ironic considering he would come out as bi in high school. (Max told me himself)

While he didn’t moan in the back of the classroom as a joke, he did indeed make rubber band and paper projectiles. At one point he even started selling them.

Every doorframe was meant to be hit, no exceptions.

his mom dressed him.

All his outfits were color coordinated, specifically to match the same yellow hoodie he wore every day.

Wore shorts in the dead of winter and said “what do you mean?!!? It’s not cold???”

He never once touched a school lunch his mom packed it for him :)

Got called “mommas boy”

His favorite classes were the specialty classes. He would always sign up for as many as humanly possible.

He was that kid who was friendly with the janitor.

He was part of the “jocks”

And by jocks I mean scrawny 12 year old boys who thought the middle school experience was exactly like high school despite just getting out of elementary school.

School dances are a really big thing. And going with a girlfriend that would ultimately be gone in 3 days was even more important.

He took some random girl and they awkwardly stared at each other.

Despite fitting all the criteria for an annoying asshole that ruined the experience,he only enhanced it.

He was extremely friendly and the younger teachers loved him. They would constantly make an effort to help him get better :)

Part two

I present to you the ryuji AMSAE starter pack.

Part three

I give ryuji 8 stars , he enhanced the middle school experience for everyone. He was friendly funny and the only problematic jokes he made were slightly misogynistic and homophobic. But not intentionally :) he gets a few points knocked off for being the only one to not say bababooey. If you refer to one of my previous posts youll see. It’s honestly a shame . Also those sneakers were a nightmare to look at.