Elizabeth Rendering Darcy Speechless

domestication syndrome is one of the coolest findings from recent genetics

tickety-boo?

We all know Crowley doesn’t actually shred the plants, right? Like he takes them into the other room and makes Big Scary Noises, sure, to scare the remaining plants. But you just know that he actually takes the bad plants and sets them Outside, pats them on the head, and says “You rebelled. You are now Fallen. Congratulations” and sometimes he decorates them with old pairs of sunglasses and tiny leather jackets intended for French bulldogs. Like I’m sorry but if you don’t think those plants are 100% a form of projection and coping about his issues with Heaven then you haven’t met Anthony Janthony Crowley

😂😂😂

can you imagine how crowley would have reacted if he had witnessed gabriel giving aziraphale a hard time about his tummy

Just watched Good Omens. Very gay. Has witchcraft. Spits in the face of the false dichotomy between good and evil and shows the war between them as posing more a threat to humankind than the artificial labels of those desperate for power. Also, plants had emotions and lots of Queen playing.

9.5/10, did not feature any actual cats. Pretty good, @neil-gaiman

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Aziraphale: doesn’t remember which side was responsible for a historical period 🤔 🤔

also Aziraphale: remembers exactly what food they were eating three centuries ago on his lunch date with Crowley 😍 😇 😈🥞

“Besides, anyone can feel the way they want to, correct? You don’t have to worry about it at all. Okay?”

I don't know what the better crossover is:

Crowley and Aziraphale being each other's assigned soulmates in The Good Place, and Crowley is of course, a mess,

or...

Eleanor the demon and Chidi the angel lose the Antichrist and run around screaming and trying to prevent Armageddon.

y’all gonna forget the time Anathema was one of us