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can't wait to be Fucking Insane TODAY

cant wait to be Fucking Insane tomorrow

@powderedsnow320

I love it when my espresso machine tells me that it's done heating up the water, and then I pull the shot of espresso and it's cold

Like bitch you had one job

― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

What if I put my boss in the deep fryer.

ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ~.•*°✵

(kinda wild i haven’t done an intro post yet sooo let’s do this!! :DD)

༻ ʜɪ!! ɪ’ᴍ ᴊxᴋᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ :D༺

𖤹 ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ!

➯ ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕖: ᴊxᴋᴇʀ (ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ), ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴄʏᴀɴᴇ

➯ 𝔸𝕘𝕖: ᴍɪɴᴏʀ :3 (ɪɴ ʜɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴛʜᴏ)

➯ 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣: ᴀꜰᴀʙ ɴᴏɴʙɪɴᴀʀʏ :)

➯ ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤: ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ

➯ 𝕊𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪: ᴏᴍɴɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ

➯ 𝕃𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤: ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇʟʏ ᴄʟᴏᴡɴ/ᴊᴇsᴛᴇʀ/ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʙɪʀᴅs, ᴛᴇᴀ, ᴇɢɢs, ᴍᴜsɪᴄ, ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢs sᴋʏ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ, ᴄɪᴛʀᴜs

➯ 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤: ʟᴏᴜᴅ ɴᴏɪsᴇs, ᴅɪsᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ, sʏʀɪɴɢᴇs

✧ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ sᴛᴜꜰꜰs ✧

➜ 𝕄𝔹𝕋𝕀: ɪɴꜰᴊ-ᴛ , ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ

➜ 𝔼𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞: 5ᴡ4, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜɪʟᴏsᴏᴘʜᴇʀ

➜ ℤ𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕔 𝕊𝕚𝕘𝕟: ᴘɪsᴄᴇs sᴜɴ, ᴄᴀᴘʀɪᴄᴏʀɴ ᴍᴏᴏɴ, ᴠɪʀɢᴏ ʀɪsɪɴɢ (ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴀ ᴡᴀɴᴛ)

✵ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs :DD (★ = ɪɴ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ, ☆ = ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ)

☆ ɢᴇɴsʜɪɴ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛ

★ ʙᴜɴɢᴏ sᴛʀᴀʏ ᴅᴏɢs

★ sᴋ8 ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛʏ

☆ ʜᴏɴᴋᴀɪ sᴛᴀʀ ʀᴀɪʟ

★ ᴛᴏɪʟᴇᴛ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴀᴋᴏ ᴋᴜɴ

★ ᴇᴘɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ

★ ᴊᴇɴᴛʀʏ ᴄʜᴀᴜ ᴠs ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ

★ ᴏᴍɴɪsᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ’s ᴠɪᴇᴡᴘᴏɪɴᴛ

❥ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ɴᴏᴛᴇs ᴀʙᴛ ᴍᴇ ❤︎︎

•➤ ɪ’ᴍ ʜᴇʟᴘᴏʟ! ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ʟᴏʀᴅ ʜᴇʀᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴏᴅs ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴘᴀɴᴛʜᴇᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀsʜɪᴘ. ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ɪꜰ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏᴜs!

•➤ ɪ sᴜsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀᴅʜᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴀ ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏsɪs. ɪ ᴀᴍ 99% sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴏ

•➤ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴛʜᴇᴀᴛʀᴇ ᴋɪᴅ! ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʜ! ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀsᴇʟɪɴᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴀᴛʀᴇ sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ

•➤ ᴀᴠɪᴅ ᴀᴏ3 ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴘɪʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴏ3 ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ. ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

꥟ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛs ꥟

➾ ᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴇʀs: @strangergraphics

➾ ᴜsᴇʀʙᴏxᴇs: @kodaswrld, @goldenduckie, @messywitch, @burntoutuserboxes, @hallowlamb

I don't think we're going to survive season 2 like I can barely handle what's happening now THEY'RE GONNA BE INSUFFERABLE AND NOT ONLY THAT REKI'S CHILDHOOD FRIEND! IS DEFINITELY COMING BACK WHICH IS GONNA SET OFF SOME FIREWORKS!!

important distinction: some things are sexy DESPITE being fucked up. other things are sexy BECAUSE they're fucked up

Top ten gender neutral things to call your friends!!!

Bestie

Gamer

Little Guy

Boys (when in group)

Partner (in a cowboy way)

Creature

My Enemy (use sparingly)

The Omen

Wretch

My Silly

see funny enough i have him on both my phone and computer backgrounds (yes for simping purposes)

Who is it?💕