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9 months ago

ayyyy ty @eggginabagg for the tag <33

i think we can do either ocs or ourselves, so i chose to do myself

Ayyyy Ty @eggginabagg For The Tag

fuck i actually am a switch- how the hell

anyways no pressure retag to @atlas-72 and anyone else who wants to join, feel free :D

tagged by @lost-my-sanity1 to do this character head canon generator!! (thanks for the tag, i made a new post b/c…. the last one was a *tad* long….)

Tagged By @lost-my-sanity1 To Do This Character Head Canon Generator!! (thanks For The Tag, I Made A

i forgor what i was doing and clicked the generate button too many times.. the first one i got though was that i only speak in memes… which is not true. i swear. (or maybe it is. who knows. i suck at self analyzation)

but also. i would 10/10 succumb to the fog. the fog means that i dont have to try anymore on anything, and why wouldnt i want that. im lazy and i know it

no pressure tags: @toxicrevolver (i prommy. ill get to the tags games you sent me. in the next 300000 business days.) @loredwy (hi. i have lost hope for all previous tag games. but i still will keep sending you more) @coldbasementruins (idk if you do these. but i cant think of who else to tag) @ghostfeather (hows uh… summer break going) @certifiedmaidenlessblog (i dont think you do these either but oh well) @/anyone else if they want to do this

4 months ago

Me in school:

"What if i don't want to be here"

"What if i want to go home and drink this tea"(pulls out box of tea I've been carying all day)

"What if I drink this tea anyways"

"What if I steep this tea in my mouth"

3 months ago

“I’m homesick all the time … I just don’t know where home is. There’s this promise of happiness out there. I know it. I even feel it sometimes. But it’s like chasing the moon - just when I think I have it, it disappears into the horizon.”

— Sarah Addison Allen

4 months ago

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle


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3 weeks ago

A big talking point around Jentry Chau vs. The Underworld is the concern about it getting cancelled after the first season. Many people seem apprehensive about starting the show because they don't want to get invested in something that's going to leave them hanging. Many other people are pointing out this is a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy; people don't watch the show because they're afraid it will get cancelled, and then it gets cancelled because not enough people watched the show.

I'm going to side-step that argument and make a different one: you should watch Jentry Chau vs. The Underworld because it's still a great show even if it does get cancelled after its first season. While it would be awesome for this show to continue, what we have right now is a rather complete story that doesn't leave you hanging. It doesn't end on a cliffhanger and there aren't really any loose threads after the finale. If someone told me Jentry Chau was intended to be one season only from the beginning, I'd believe them.

I'm not saying Jentry Chau vs. The Underworld shouldn't continue. I really want it to. What I'm saying is that you're not risking as much by watching the first season now as you may think it you are. The people that made the show have voiced that they want to make more, but they clearly made the first season to stand on its own in case they can't.

So please, watch Jentry Chau vs. the Underworld. It does not need more, but I and everyone else who's watched it really want more.


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9 months ago

Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive

A Plea for Help from Gaza: A Family Seeking Safety

Hello, I am Mohammed Alanqer, married to Enas Majed, and we have four wonderful children.

Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive

We live in the midst of the ongoing hellish war in Gaza, trapped between walls of fear and despair. I, Mohammed, am a father of four children and a husband to a woman who was two months pregnant when the war began.

Donate to Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive, organized by Abdallah Alanqar
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The story will be in three languages: English, French and Arabic … Abdallah Alanqar needs your support for Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals f

We struggle daily to survive in an environment filled with threats and dangers.

Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive

I lost our sole source of livelihood when my tech startup, which I built with dedication and hard work, was destroyed in the war. My children, Layan, Sarah, and Adam, have been deprived of education after their schools were destroyed, severely threatening their future. Amidst these harsh circumstances, my wife gave birth to our fourth child, Amir, in the midst of the war, adding to our state of despair and hopelessness.

Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive

My wife, Enas, lives in constant anxiety due to the destruction of hospitals in our area. I have lost my job and source of income, leaving me unable to provide for my family's needs and safety. Our home was destroyed by the war, forcing us to flee repeatedly and rendering us homeless.

Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive

Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive

We now face extreme difficulty in providing a safe place to live, clean clothes, and food for our children. Additionally, our children have contracted diseases like measles, and our son Adam has been diagnosed with viral hepatitis.

Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive
Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive
Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive

Our only hope now is to escape this ongoing nightmare and find a safe haven for our family. However, this requires exorbitant financial costs; the coordination fees for crossing the borders amount to $5000 per adult and $2500 per child, a sum I cannot afford alone.

We urgently appeal for your moral and financial assistance to cover the necessary costs for escaping to a safe environment, where we can build a better future for our children and ensure our family's safety.

Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive

We are in desperate need of your support. Any donation, no matter how small, can help save our lives. Thank you for your attention and support during these harsh times.

Trapped Family In Gaza Appeals For Help To Survive

GoFundMe Campaign Link ♥️ :

https://gofund.me/afbb2b7f

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The story will be in three languages: English, French and Arabic … Abdallah Alanqar needs your support for Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals f

With deepest respect and gratitude,

Mohammed Alanqer 🌺🌹

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Dear Campaign Verification Team at Tumblr,

I extend my heartfelt gratitude for your assistance in bringing back my voice and my family's voice to life once again. Following the deactivation of my old account, I am eager to revive our campaign with its inspiring humanitarian message.

You are more than just a team; you are reliable friends in challenging times. I am grateful for your swift response and ongoing support. I look forward to working with you again to repost the message and reach as many people as possible.

Thanks to your efforts, together we can create new opportunities and spread goodness in the community. I am confident that your continued engagement will help us achieve this common goal.

Thank you once again for all your efforts and unwavering support

3 weeks ago
I Don't Think We're Going To Survive Season 2 Like I Can Barely Handle What's Happening Now THEY'RE GONNA
I Don't Think We're Going To Survive Season 2 Like I Can Barely Handle What's Happening Now THEY'RE GONNA

I don't think we're going to survive season 2 like I can barely handle what's happening now THEY'RE GONNA BE INSUFFERABLE AND NOT ONLY THAT REKI'S CHILDHOOD FRIEND! IS DEFINITELY COMING BACK WHICH IS GONNA SET OFF SOME FIREWORKS!!


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4 months ago

one day we’re gonna laugh really really hard about how epic the musical manifested its own odyssey. but not tonight. tonight, we cry profusely

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