“rival” Is Just Code For Love Interest 

Whenever Apollo and Hermes black out drunk, they always wake up watching Emperors New Groove together.

Seriously this is like their 472829381th time watching it

Me: ask me why Apollo is the best dad in Greek mythology

Person: why is Apollo the best dad in Greek mythology?

Me *pulling out a 200 slide presentation*: well I'm glad you asked-

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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

"never kill yourself" is perhaps my favourite meme these days. there will always be joy in your future and you just need to stick it out to find it

AHTHAHJAJSJ WILL STETSON X RACHIE MESMERIZER COVER IS JUST SO RRRRRR (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

WE ARE BEING FED SO WELL RN STILL WETSON FOR LIFE

oh no.... welp time to go cut off a person's leg and cry about my dead but technically immortal best friend that i want to be my lover

also still nonbinary which is sick :)

edit: this is basically just me but i'm more psycho, take that as you will :)

au where everyone becomes their pfp go