AHTHAHJAJSJ WILL STETSON X RACHIE MESMERIZER COVER IS JUST SO RRRRRR (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

this is how i imagine them during the trojan war one is a war criminal and the other is just there because he was supposed to choose a side/j

nothing has made me realize that joongdok are gay and canon more than this bingo and the fact that joongdok cross every single one

homoerotic fighting: divorce arc and theater dungeon

gay stare: this happens on every interaction. I cannot list them all in one post

Adopted a child together: Yoo Joonghyuk raised Biyoo. Yoo Joonghyuk trained Shin Yooseung hard to the point she has the story "Disciple of the Supreme King." Yoo Joonghyuk sparred with Lee Gilyoung and taught him lessons on regrets (Lee Gilyoung thought Yoo Joonghyuk can't be philosophical to save his life). All three of these kids consider Kim Dokja their father too.

"Let's run away together.": "Let's go back to Earth, Kim Dokja.

Lands in a homoerotic position: The only duo to have seen each other naked. Among other things.

Jokes about them being gay: "Hmm, maybe if your position changes..." "Wait, how did you give birth to a child?" "Are you two a couple?" "I heard you're interested in sodomy." "I know. I know. You don't like girls." "I think you're misinformed. Hyung likes a man." "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEN." "I think I know who spread that rumor but ignore her. I like women." etc

Gets mistaken for a couple: Read above but also the fact they got nominated for Star Stream's best chemistry award.

Promises that sounds like vows: Having a story that's titled "Life and Death Companions" (aka marriage vows) isn't enough they had to make each other promises like "We can save the world. You know that right." "I'll finish your story for you." "I'll end your oldest dream." "You fool, you're not reading alone." "If you won't do it (won't open up to me), fool, then I will (force you to open up to me)." "If I choose you as my sponsor will I get to meet you?" "1864." "Tell me you fool if I continue to regress will I ever get to meet you?" "Let's make a promise. Never give up on life. As long as you don't give up on life, I will continue to write for you."

Referred to as a married couple: To this day Lee Jihye thought they were divorced and Yoo Joonghyuk hadn't paid child support.

Violence, cannibalism, or blood: some people might consider choking your soulmate upon first meeting to be violent. Also consuming stories (people are stories) as a metaphor for cannibalism. I don't need to talk about blood. Yoo Joonghyuk's blood was spilled 1864 times and none of it scarred him as much as him being forced to spill Kim Dokja's blood by his own hands.

Parallels or foils of each other: although not too... in your face, joongdok are foils of each other at times. Case in point the CEO interview where Kim Dokja says he doesn't plan to save anyone but his friends (he ends up saving everyone at the cost of his own) and Yoo Joonghyuk says he'll try his best to see this turn to its end (he ends up leaving everything for the chance to bring one person back). They're also parallels in very specific ways. Kim Dokja has chosen to parallel 999th Yoo Joonghyuk. Both self-sacrifice out of love for their companions and guilt over their own survival (thinking they're both the only person to actually "exist"). And Lee Hakhyun is a parallel to 1863rd Yoo Joonghyuk.

"You saved me.": "You saved me once. Now I'm going to save you." "He recognized that light. It was the light of the star that had protected him all this time."

If one was a girl, they'd end up together: so many people in the fandom have said this. Especially when they learn that Punisher is Yoo Joonghyuk.

Adopted a pet together: Breaking the Sky Sword Master kicked their asses and so they had no choice but to adopt her.

Both Single: See, this is what sets JoongDok apart from other yaoi. They do not have love interests. Lee Seolhwa doesn't care for Yoo Joonghyuk romantically in this round, and Yoo Joonghyuk hasn't had the time to even think about romance when his life and death companion is giving him a brand new regression depression every time he sacrifices himself. And as for Kim Dokja, the idea of dating him gets treated as a joke by the KimCom women who also make lighthearted fun about his size (Jung Heewon and Han Sooyoung) and frankly speaking, all of them deserve better than these two.

Being the only ones able to understand each other: "Perhaps, Yoo Joonghyuk understood my heart better than anyone else." ALSO I have a take that many of you reading this might consider it controversial, but you will only take this away from me once I'm dead. Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja understand each other better than Kim Dokja and Han Sooyoung do. Sure, Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja have a wall they need to break first before reaching the point of understanding each other without the need to speak words. But Kim Dokja and Han Sooyoung have a wall too and they never once managed to actually break it (They know nothing about each other outside of fiction related matters, which I guess you could make the argument that in a story where fiction became reality other things wouldn't matter, however keep in mind that all the problems Kimcom faced during the epilogue come from the fact that these two do not, in fact, understand each other. Kim Dokja treated Han Sooyoung as a companion but Han Sooyoung saw Kim Dokja as only a reader.)

Lives together (and they were roommates): Singshong already said in their interview for the simplified chinese release that Kim Dokja's dream of 'Buying a big house and living together with everyone' is shared by Yoo Joonghyuk too.

Trauma bonded: *insert he's just like me fr image*

Codependent / Can't live without each other: there's no one in orv who embodies this as well and as catastrophically as these two do. being created for the sole purpose of saving one person. taking the chance to regress and doom the world over and over to save him. searching for this one person harder than anyone else.

Accidental kiss / hug / hand holding etc: Yes, I know. JoongDok do everything under the sun but hug. It's as shocking to you as it is to me. They have held hands however when they were announcing the name of their nebula and a biblical angel thought the perfect name for it would be 'forbidden fruit.' When in doubt, always turn to yaoi.

Breakup scene: Normal people when they break up: each go their own way. They block each other on social media etc. JoongDok when they broke up: Hundreds dead. Thousands injured. Friends not spared. Depression galore.

Practically on a date: Look me in the eye and tell me Murim arc and Journey to the West arc is not just JoongDok on a date.

Their happy ending MUST include both of them: yeah that's why 551 chapters weren't enough. Now we're 123 chapters away from chapter 1000.

"What did you do to them?" AKA protective: "Was it you who beat my companion to this state?" "I will find the person responsible for this mess and... kill them."

LOTS of physical touch: their first meeting starts with a physical touch. They constantly touch each other without fail.

boink

once again for my beautiful friend @danana-split :))

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

FELLOW TROY DOHERTY FANS WHERE ARE YALL AT CAUSE SCORPIO JUST DROPPED ON SPOTIFY AND I AM ABSOLUTELY GOING TO HAVE HIS ARTIST RADIO ON REPEAT FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH (as if i didn't do that the last month)

someone draw this with odysseus and tiresias

ɪɴᴛʀᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ~.•*°✵

(kinda wild i haven’t done an intro post yet sooo let’s do this!! :DD)

༻ ʜɪ!! ɪ’ᴍ ᴊxᴋᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏɢ :D༺

𖤹 ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ!

➯ ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕖: ᴊxᴋᴇʀ (ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ), ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴄʏᴀɴᴇ

➯ 𝔸𝕘𝕖: ᴍɪɴᴏʀ :3 (ɪɴ ʜɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴛʜᴏ)

➯ 𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣: ᴀꜰᴀʙ ɴᴏɴʙɪɴᴀʀʏ :)

➯ ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤: ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ

➯ 𝕊𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪: ᴏᴍɴɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ

➯ 𝕃𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤: ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇʟʏ ᴄʟᴏᴡɴ/ᴊᴇsᴛᴇʀ/ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʙɪʀᴅs, ᴛᴇᴀ, ᴇɢɢs, ᴍᴜsɪᴄ, ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢs sᴋʏ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ, ᴄɪᴛʀᴜs

➯ 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤: ʟᴏᴜᴅ ɴᴏɪsᴇs, ᴅɪsᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ, sʏʀɪɴɢᴇs

✧ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ sᴛᴜꜰꜰs ✧

➜ 𝕄𝔹𝕋𝕀: ɪɴꜰᴊ-ᴛ , ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴠᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇ

➜ 𝔼𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞: 5ᴡ4, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜɪʟᴏsᴏᴘʜᴇʀ

➜ ℤ𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕔 𝕊𝕚𝕘𝕟: ᴘɪsᴄᴇs sᴜɴ, ᴄᴀᴘʀɪᴄᴏʀɴ ᴍᴏᴏɴ, ᴠɪʀɢᴏ ʀɪsɪɴɢ (ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴀ ᴡᴀɴᴛ)

✵ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs :DD (★ = ɪɴ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ, ☆ = ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ)

☆ ɢᴇɴsʜɪɴ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛ

★ ʙᴜɴɢᴏ sᴛʀᴀʏ ᴅᴏɢs

★ sᴋ8 ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛʏ

☆ ʜᴏɴᴋᴀɪ sᴛᴀʀ ʀᴀɪʟ

★ ᴛᴏɪʟᴇᴛ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴀᴋᴏ ᴋᴜɴ

★ ᴇᴘɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ

★ ᴊᴇɴᴛʀʏ ᴄʜᴀᴜ ᴠs ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ

★ ᴏᴍɴɪsᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ’s ᴠɪᴇᴡᴘᴏɪɴᴛ

❥ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ɴᴏᴛᴇs ᴀʙᴛ ᴍᴇ ❤︎︎

•➤ ɪ’ᴍ ʜᴇʟᴘᴏʟ! ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ʟᴏʀᴅ ʜᴇʀᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴀᴘᴏʟʟᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴏᴅs ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴘᴀɴᴛʜᴇᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀsʜɪᴘ. ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ɪꜰ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏᴜs!

•➤ ɪ sᴜsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀᴅʜᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴀ ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏsɪs. ɪ ᴀᴍ 99% sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴏ

•➤ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴛʜᴇᴀᴛʀᴇ ᴋɪᴅ! ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʜ! ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀsᴇʟɪɴᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴀᴛʀᴇ sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴍᴜsɪᴄᴀʟ

•➤ ᴀᴠɪᴅ ᴀᴏ3 ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴘɪʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴏ3 ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ. ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

꥟ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛs ꥟

➾ ᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴇʀs: @strangergraphics

➾ ᴜsᴇʀʙᴏxᴇs: @kodaswrld, @goldenduckie, @messywitch, @burntoutuserboxes, @hallowlamb

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

List of Interesting Latin Phrases

A list I made just to satisfy my vain cravings for resonating mottos for a secret society I'm working on. Enjoy!

abi in malam crucem: to the devil with you!

ad astra per ardua: to the star by steep paths

ad augusta per angusta: to honors through difficulties

aegis fortissima virtus: virue is the strongest shield

amor vincit amnia: love conquers all things

animo et fide: by courage and faith

arbitrium est judicium: an award is a judgement

aut mors aut victoria: either death or victory

aut vincere aut mori: either victory or death

bello ac pace paratus: prepared in war and peace

bibamus, moriendum est: let us drink, death is certain (Seneca and Elder)

bonis omnia bona: all things are good to the good

cede nullis: yield to no one

cito maturum, cito putridum: soon ripe, soon rotten

consensus facit legem: consent makes law

data fata secutus: following what is decreed by fate (Virgil)

durum telum necessitas: necessity is a hrad weapson

dux vitae ratio: reason is the guide of life

e fungis nati homines: men born of mushrooms

ego sum, ergo omnia sunt: I am, therefore all things are

pulvis et umbra sumus: we are but dust and shadow

quae amissa salva: things lost are safe

timor mortis morte pejor: the fear of death is worse than death

triumpho morte tam vita: I triumph in death as in life

tu vincula frange: break your chains

vel prece vel pretio: for either love or for money

verbera, sed audi: whip me, but hear me

veritas temporis filia: truth is the daughter of time

vero nihil verius: nothing is truer than the truth

vestigia nulla restrorsum: foosteps do not go backward

victus vincimus: conquered, we conquer (Plautus)

sica inimicis: a gger to his enemies

sic vita humana: thus is human life

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Reference: <Latin for the Illiterati: a modern guide to an ancient language> by Jon R. Stone, second edition, 2009

but sir, that’s my emotional support unachievable dream scenario that I came up with in my head