I Turned 21 And Now I Am (only Slightly) Drunk When I Do My Mechanical Engineering Hmwk And My Grades

I turned 21 and now I am (only slightly) drunk when I do my mechanical engineering hmwk and my grades have actually gone up! Who woulda though

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9 years ago
Guess What It Is.

Guess what it is.


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3 months ago

I am so fucking mad that I am STILL craving energy drinks

I had to quit drinking them cause even the smallest redbull gave me what I can only describe a literal mini heart attacks

Like I suddenly couldn't breathe and then realized my heart wasn't beating and then it was and everything hurt

That was from the smallest can

Thus I had to complete stop drinking them yes I tried other brands same result not a fun time OVER 2 YEARS AGO

so why am I still getting cravings for them????? Whats the point????


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9 years ago
HAPPY EASTER!!!🐇#happyeaster (this Is Going To Be The Only Easter Themed Thing I Put Up Cause Im So

HAPPY EASTER!!!🐇#happyeaster (this is going to be the only easter themed thing i put up cause im so behind on hmwk that is not funny.)


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6 years ago

Steampunk queer

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

9 years ago
"Sometimes You Gotta Bleed To Know That You're Alive And Have A Soul"

"Sometimes you gotta bleed to know That you're alive and have a soul"


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4 years ago

educate people & tell social stigma to fuck off with the help of technical language!

i’m having a depressive mood = “my brain isn’t correctly processing serotonin at the moment”

i can’t concentrate on a fucking thing bc adhd = “my brain is in full dopamine-seeking mode”

anxiety attack = “due to an unspecified perceived threat, my brain has elected to enter lockdown mode” 

everything’s just a mess right now = “my neurotransmitters are a mess right now”

2 months ago

I'm at an interview for a job and they have an office dog! She's so cute and sweet and omg

3 months ago

fuck “i can make him better” and only cowards stop just at “i can make him worse”

make him worse and twist yourself to match to the point that you’re both codependent monsters that make a date night out of killing others

laugh with joy when he unprompted brings you the heads of people who were only slightly rude and presents them like a bouquet of roses

because that is your love struck monster

he was bad before but you made him worse for yourself and only yourself


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7 years ago
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Just a wood elf

I've decided to just post things that come to mind when I don't have anyone awake to tell them to. It's mainly ranting tbh.

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