"Sometimes You Gotta Bleed To Know That You're Alive And Have A Soul"

Good for Fred

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

Just gonna leave this here

One of my professors made a (terrible really) decision to grant everyone in the class 5-6 minutes to talk about anything they are passionate about.

Imma hold the class hostage captive for those 6 minutes as I go on a rant about how batshit Minecraft and it's users are.

Monster issues - Teo Zirinis

Are you truly friends if you cannot threaten bodily harm against one another? 

Guess what it is.

i just realized that the last like 7 hours of separate movie dissections has been on 1.5x speed and i don’t know when that happened and i only realized when i went to turn captions back on cause for some reason they turn off randomly

You know that veggie tales clip where it's bob the tomato trying to pitch themes for a movie and larry just keeps saying “A western bob” but each time it get more menacing.

That's me and coworker C when she keeps trying to use coworker L’s deadname out of her earshot. Except she is 5’0 and I'm 5’9, I'm always in earshot, can look over her, and am not afraid to call her a dick, respect your elders, and workplace be damned.

I am so fucking mad that I am STILL craving energy drinks

I had to quit drinking them cause even the smallest redbull gave me what I can only describe a literal mini heart attacks

Like I suddenly couldn't breathe and then realized my heart wasn't beating and then it was and everything hurt

That was from the smallest can

Thus I had to complete stop drinking them yes I tried other brands same result not a fun time OVER 2 YEARS AGO

so why am I still getting cravings for them????? Whats the point????

If you are like me and got out of physically going to Christmas dinner for any reason (mine is i live across the country and work the day prior and the day after) but had to be in a (much too long) video call instead so you decided to drink away the frustrations said call cause:

Drink some water. Consume any bread you have in the house. You will thank yourself in the morning.