I’m Autistic, But I’m Definitely Reblogging, Because By Not Hiring Disabled Actors, Creators/producers/studios

LOL.

*in the Tudor court*

Henry VIII: what’s going on guys

Thomas Cromwell: Henry

Thomas Cromwell: This is an intervention

Thomas Cromwell: you NEED to stop chopping peoples heads off

Henry VIII: *chopping off boleyns head* what are you talking about?

Thomas Cromwell: Henry!

Henry VIII, getting ready to chop off Cromwell’s head: what?

Thomas Cromwell: HENRY!

Unconventional Interrogation Technique

Captured Exchange Thug: I’ll never talk!

The Exile: *sharpens knife* We have ways of making people talk.

The Exile: *cuts pieces of cake and shares a slice with Atton*

Captured Exchange Thug: Can I have some?

The Exile: Cake is for talkers.

That went a direction I didn't anticipate.

Starting to realize the reason I find Soraya so relatable is, because I struggled with feeling like I was inherently evil due to my autism and ADHD. Her learning to accept her powers kind of parallels my struggles to accept my neurodiversity, although thankfully without a kingdom at stake. 

Because Gods forbid a feminine woman is an accomplished leader. 

I’m just gonna leave this here

You tell him Rose!

Jesse: whatever you say, slut

Rose: ouch, oooh, such an insult. Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horseshit

I’ve always wanted to visit Kirkwall, Scotland both because of Dragon Age, and apparently, lots of Vikings settled there. 

CONFESSION: 

I have recently become aware that there is an actual place called kirkwall in Scotland, I was so stunned when I found out            

LOL. 

Can I Copy Your Homework? Bloodlines Edition

Once again, credit goes to incorrect roman quotes for inspiring this.

I’ll help you with it!: Sydney Sage

Yeah, sure: Jill Dragomir

 Bold of you to assume I did the homework: Trey Juarez (He did, but likes messing with you.), Adrian Ivashkov

LOL Nope: Eddie Casile, 

 Wait. We had homework?: Angeline Dawes

*read at 5:55 pm*: Laurel

Awesome fanart of Atton Rand and a BIPOC Jedi Exile. 

just fix the ship, flyboy

Just goes to show New Orleans has always had lax alcohol laws. 

Prohibition agent Izzy Einstein bragged that he could find liquor in any city in under 30 minutes. In Chicago it took him 21 min. In Atlanta 17, and Pittsburgh just 11. But New Orleans set the record: 35 seconds. Einstein asked his taxi driver where to get a drink, and the driver handed him one.