LOL. 

And Nonbinary people, genderqueer people and genderfluid people can also be bisexual.

you know bi girls aren’t diet wlw right? being attracted to men doesn’t decrease their attraction to women and they can love women just as strongly and the same goes for bi men not being mlm lite

Aka. Georgina’s favorite liquor.

Fulvia and Cleopatra

How the men chronicling history saw them:

-catfight over Mark Antony, Fulvia pining after Antony until she died

How they really interacted:

Fulvia: That Octavian guy is a manipulative twerp, so don’t trust him. I’m praying to Fortuna and Minerva you kick his ass into next week. It’ll make dying in exile worth it. 

Cleopatra: I’d be willing to do that for you. Don’t worry about Antyllus and Jullus. I’ll look after them. 

Fulvia: Oh, and just as a warning. Marcus snores louder than a herd of elephants.

Mark Antony: I don’t snore!

Fulvia and Cleopatra: Yes, you do!

Every person who voted for anti vaxxer and demonizer of autism Jill Stein owes every American autistic person one hundred dollars. Sorry. I don’t make the rules. 

And an amazing boyfriend. 

a fool and a lost jedi

Thought I’d share this with Floralia being upon us, which also overlaps with Beltane. 

Flora, the goddess of flowers and the season of spring, Roman artwork from the Imperial period with some modern alterations, from Hadrian’s Villa, Palazzo Nuovo, Capitoline Museums. Photo by: Carole Raddato, 2014 via Wikimedia Commons (X). License: CC BY-SA 2.0

Can I Copy Your Homework: Yugioh Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Tea Gardner, Yami Yugi/Atem

Yeah, Sure: Yugi Moto, Mai Valentine

Bold of You to Assume I did the Homework: Duke Devlin

LOL, Nope: Mokuba Kaiba, Serenity Wheeler

Wait, We Had Homework: Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor

Read at 5:55 P.M.: Seto Kaiba

Yes, Liara T’Soni gets a lot of the spot light in the trilogy, but the way some of her haters demonize her as selfish is gross. Liara comforts you multiple times about the loss of Earth, expresses sorrow about the fall of Palavan, and her reaction to Thessia falling is more about guilt for not doing more for her people than “woe is me!” 

Yes her confrontation scene with Javik is poorly written, but it’s honestly an extension of Bioware dumbing Liara down and mocking her academic career studying the Protheans in order to build up Javik, who I actually do like.

This is pure comedy gold.

If the Romans Had Outgoing Voice Messages

Caesar: Hey it's Julius. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number I'll - Antony! What the HELL are you doing?? Don't touch that!

Antony: Yo, it's Antony. If you call back and I don't answer, it means I can't answer. Send a text. I might read it. If it can be said in text, then for the love of God, text.

Brutus: Hi! It's Brutus. Um, I'm really super sorry I couldn't get the phone, I swear I'll call you back as soon as I can. Um, if you wanna call my work phone it's xxxxxxxxxx. I'll respond, probably, I might be busy and I can't take personal calls unless it's an emergency but I can try - (BEEP)

Cassius: Hey if this is Octavian bothering me again I swear to God I will punch your fucking lights out. If this is anyone else call back later

Pompey: it's Pompey. Call back later.

Octavian: The person you have dialed is unable to receive your call. Please call back later or leave a message after the tone.

Cato: Alexia? Alexis? Alexa! How did I work this? Alexa won't turn on! This is Cato

Damn! This is both funny and accurate.

Can I Copy Your Homework?

Caesar: I'll help you with it!

Cassius: Yeah sure

Antony: Bold of you to assume I did the homework

Pompey: Lol nope

Brutus: Wait we had homework??

Octavian: *Read 5:55 PM*