The Devil Is My Leader

Lol watching the Black void in the corner of my screen get bigger because I keep fucking up my phone

1. It got cracked bc I'm a clumsy bitch

2. It got cracked more

3.I dropped it on some fucking concrete AGAIN and now I can see for 1cm on the entire left of my screen

4. Now I have to use the 1 handed setting for my keyboard to even understand what I'm writing

5. There is a little black pocket void on the bottoms left of my screen

6. Everytime I get upset I keep fucking up my phone worse.

Oh- why didn't you get a case? OH Yous ShoulA GottTenn A CaSe

I FUCKING KNOW

STOP TELLING ME SHIT I ALREADY KNOW

I'm so pissed off right now

This is like my 23rd personal device

*foams at the mouth and clangs on my cage*

LET ME OUT

LET ME OUT

WE SHALL BE FRIENDZZZZZ

I want more writer friends on here :(

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

I CANT BAKE BUT WE CAN DO A TEXT BASED HEAR ME OUT CAKE 🤪🤪🤪

(No fr we can do one in private messages)

I wish I had friends to play silly little games with (Fortnite, stardew valley, etc literally anything), and do fun things with over the internet.

Like I’d love to do a “hear me out” cake or cupcakes with someone even over just FaceTime or on the headset to giggle😭😭😭

Me when I try to stop hoarding

Jay when confronted with The Operator or Alex when he's in one of his Buck Shot Crazy Moods™

“We’re not retreating, we’re just advancing in a different direction!”

— Jay Merrick

#queer as in 'please don't eat my jello' #queer as in 'i am addicted to tall people who don't respect me' #i snort this trope like I'm on designer drugs in the 60s

Queer as in an "identity is fluid and descriptors can be imprecise so I prefer a more general term" sort of way but also queer in a "What are you, a cop?" sort of way.

actually so real

one of the few times i wish i had something the proverbially cling to

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Mine was this nerd

(my irlfriends called him a pdf.... 🫤I mean first of all, excuse me☝🏾🫤...)

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

OH MY GOD I CANT BE HAPPY CAN I????

(it's literally my fault I keep interacting with Doomed! #satosugu shit I choose to be sad lmao

I really want to lost in my dreams..